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"*Blorrrurrg* hum im so hungry " i said as i searched my almost empty bag for food only to be reminded of the lack of it,"no money , no food" i said as i start to walk with my stomach singing that same song ,i then stopped as i see some bush move , it came out a farfetch from it , and i started to salivate "i heard that farfetch is good cooked with it's stick" i whispered to my buttons as i grab a rock , i then started to sneak into the bushes and moved closer , as i was at only a few inches from my next meal , i jumped for the kill , and ,with my grace and luck , my left foot got stuck in a vine and i drop the rock ,i then fall right on top of the pokemon ,my hands pinned down it's wings , it's meaty chest towards me , i could already feel the taste of it , as my mind started to think more and more of ways to cook the pokemon , my saliva started to flow to the pokemon's forehead , as the farfetch moaned it started to release fluids on me , "dam you stupid pokemon why did you have to piss on me ? hum" i said as the fluids broke my line of thought , then i made the rookie mistake of staring to the big blue eyes of the pokemon , as our eyes meet my only pokeball popped out of my pocket started to capture the pokemon , "don't catch it , don't catch it , please im hungry don't catch it" i thought, to my demise the pokemon was catched without a struggle , my pokedex then started to vibrate , i opened it and the thing said "how whould you like to call your female farfetch?" i then in a joking matter said "how about dinner?" , the pokedex didn't pick up the sarcasm in my talk and said "name detected, your farfetch is now called Dina, congratulations","well then, Dina come out" i said while throwing the pokeball to my feet , as Dina popped out she started to hug my legs and moan with joy as she pissed on me again, "do you have some urinary problem besides your mental one ?" she then as a response jumped in my lap and started to cuddle surprised by this i say "i was about to kill you to eat you, and you want to cuddle?" Dina then started to lick my neck and i start to moan, i then grab her tender thighs , that should taste really nice specialy with mustard or with rice , and put her on my side and then think out loud "well your now my pokemon , that makes me a trainer ,that means free pokecenter food" i said while getting up to my two feet.

As i entered to the pokecenter , nurse Joy aproached me and said "sorry we only attend pokemon trainers" i then pull out my farfetch , which proceded to hug my legs once more , nurse joy while apologising gave me a key to one of the apartments ,which i put on my pocket , i then ask "can you do a check up on her? she seams to have some sort of urinary problem" as i put Dina back on her pokeball nurse Joy puts Dina's pokeball on a machine and then says "this will take a while why don't you go upstairs and unpack your bags" i then asked "will you bring her up when you finish" after Joy nodded i got upstairs . the apartment got me teary eyed , a closet and bathroom a kitchen , with a fridge full of food , a confy bed ,and a tv, i then take a shower and after getting naked, i hear a knock on the door "it's me nurse Joy , im here because of your Farfetch , she is back at full health" i then respond ,"im in the bathroom the door is closed can you put her pokeball on the table" i got back into cleanning myself as the door of the apartment opened and closed .

"*plumptcham* what was that ?" i said as i got of the shower, after grabing a towel i exited the bathroom, only to find Dina with my sweaty boxers on her head and breathing hard , as loudly as i can ,i close the door "what the hell are you doing?" i said as she looked at me blushed "faaaar-fetch" she said with a flirty tone while getting closer , she then stared at my crotch , i only then realised i had droped my towel and that Dina was admiring my flacid joystick , she then tackled me to the ground , Dina was enjoying this but i wasn't , as i started to try to get up i felt a lick on my stick ,"aah! Dina stop" i said as she started to lick me more and more , my joystick now ready to come i get up while kicking her away as i was trebling of the pleasure she had just given me without my consent , as i stood up i colapse to the wall bearly managing to stay up , Dina was still enjoying this and with a bit of balance she jumped mouth first to my still erected stick , bringing me to my peak as i shoot my seed into her mouth ,"hunff Diiinaaaah".

[five minutes later]

"You little bitch ,why did you do that?" i said while she licked her beak looking at me with a not satisfied look, "oh no you don't " i said as Dina tried to tackle me once more , i put her back inside of her pokeball and go to bed as i was more tired than hungry and that bed was just waiting for me , the moment i entered the bed i fall asleep.

As the alarm clock rang , i clicked the off button , and go back to my dream , i was dreaming about fighting a pangoro with a carbink , the carbink was able to endure the hit from the pandoro and use draining kiss making the pangoro almost faint and then for no reason what-so-ever the pangoro and the carbink start to swim in the water that just apeared out of nowhere , i then wake up feeling something wet between my legs, " did i piss my pants?" i said as i started to look on the bed in search of any weat spot with no vail , i then notice that my morning wood was seamed to move, i then remove the sheets of the bed to reveal Dina between my legs licking my morning wood , as she realised i was staring at her ,she stopped and slowly folded my pants back to there original position , started to move to my lap and just stared back , her beatiful blue eyes were just piercing mine but my mind was off "your making me hungry" i said while tracing her thighs "this whould go great with a bit of rice" , Dina was blushing iven tho i was thinking and saying that i whould like to eat her and how , she just enjoyed the attention but wanted more , she started to aproach me with her beak for a kiss, "*clonk* ah , Dina that hurt , why did you just headbutted me?" Dina looks at me with her flirty look and starts to aproach me with her beak more calmly , the tip of her beak touched my lips, she then started to open her beak and inject her tongue into my mouth , she then closed her eyes and put her wings on my sholders pushing me closer to her , i was shocked with this , she really seemed to want to be with me , and not in a platonic kind of way, i broke the kiss as i was really hungry , i got up to the fridge and got two sitrus berries, i then give one to Dina as she looked hungry too, "eat it , these berries are really good" as i start to eat mine, she jumps into my lap and bites the other side of the berry , i then grab the berry and say "you have yours there this one is mine what do you... " Dina interrupted me with a kiss , i instantly pulled out "you want to cuddle and kiss?"i asked Dina as she shorly nodded "then let me finish the berry and wash my teeth and then we can watch something and cuddle","faaar?"she asked looking at me joy,"yes and kiss, here have the remote you can pick the movie".

i just finished washing my teeth ,i got to the bed and put Dina on my lap , the tv was off so i asked "soo you didn't found anything good" in response she turned the tv on , "what is this?" i asked shouting at Dina ,it was the pokephilia channel , "Dina let's see something else" i tried to grab the remote but failed as Dina dropped it on the floor and kicked it under the bed , "Dina you're naughty" she responded by gigling.

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