A/N What if the Cullens were text messaging in class? As in, when Edward and Bella are in biology and while Alice is in class, but Emmett, Jasper, and Rosalie are also a part of the conversation, but those three are at home!! Get what I'm sayin? Ever wondered wat would happen if Bella got a cell phone and started Texting??? Well here's a oneshot that I felt like writing over that topic! Oh and slang is meant to be there cuz tht's how you text! DUH!!! And the pple's name says who's sayin it k! and they're Texting more then one person at a time. Things in parentheses are actions! ENJOY!!!

Bella- man have u ever noticed how boring this class is?

Edward- what do u think love? I've taken classes like this for over 100 years

Emmett- haha I'm so happy I graduated from this stupid school, now I don't have to see all those pathetic pple like Mike Newton! UGH I hate tht kid he's such a butt!

Edward- u hate him? Have you lost it? How do you think I feel when he's hitting on Bella every day!?

(Edward glares at mike)

Bella- EDWARD!! Stop it! You look like you're gonna kill him!

(Edward snorts and growls)

Alice- hehe guys how's it going?? This English class is so stupid!! I have to write a paper on the book DRACULA! Vampires are SO not like tht!

Jasper- honey calm down! Tht book is actually pretty sensible, and I can help you with it!

Emmett- haha sucks for you! And no jasper you're wrong! It's damn not sensible! He like rapes pple! do u c me going around raping pple? Hmmm maybe you do it jasper… OHH I'm telling mommy and daddy!!

Rosalie- Emmett stop acting like such a baby! You are so immature!

Emmett- am not!

Rosalie- r too!

Emmett- AM NOT!

Rosalie- ARE TO…

Alice, Jasper, and Edward- SHUTUP! Gosh you guys are married ACT LIKE IT!!

Bella- wow it was like you guys rehearsed the lines together!!

(She snickers)

Bella- and Emmett you are immature!!

Emmett- well I don't think you've noticed but you're just A BIT clumsy

Edward –if you don't stop torturing my girlfriend, then I'll wring your huge neck!

Emmett- OHHH no violence Eddy!! I'm telling mommy and daddy!!

Edward- man I don't get how pple think your older then me!

Alice- pple back to the topic! I'm not doing tht stupid report! Wtf!! Dracula??? He's supposed to be hot I don't think so! Tht's like saying Edward and Emmett r hot EWWW!

Emmett and Edward- EXCUSE ME? You think we're ugly!! How rude!

Alice- I meant as brothers!! I can't say yall r hot tht would be gross!!

Jasper- but u think I am right honey?

Alice- of course!

Emmett- STOP with the mushy gushiness! Do what u want to at home not in front of these innocent bystanders!

Bella- UH umm… Edward I'm getting just a bit uncomfortable

Rosalie- gosh u haven't experienced anything yet have u?

Emmett- speaking of which Rose I've got a pleasant surprise for you later! And I'm more excited than u r!

Rosalie- it better be good Emmett! I'm doin my nails right now!

Emmett- well ur nails will mess up and so will everything else…

Edward- I'm telling Mommy! Now ur being a pervert!! Stop teasing me just cause I can't do that!

Alice- shutup u guys!! Just change Bella already!

Rosalie, Jasper, and Emmett- YA!!

Edward- what the beep beep beep beep! Gosh u guys don't get it do yall?

Bella- honey calm down! The teacher is staring at you and ur clutching the table and leaving dents in it!

The teacher finally speaks…

"Mr. Cullen and Ms. Swan is that your cell phones that I see in your hands? Bring them up here please." Edward and Bella hesitate, but then the teacher yells.

"NOW! You two are wasting class time!" he yells.

Edward and Bella quickly turn off their phones, forgetting to delete the text messages that they received. UH- OH! Someone is bound to see them…especially in the hands of a teacher.

Edward and Bella start to worry, and soon lunch time comes around.

"Hey you guys! I heard that two kids got caught with cell phones in class while texting, so the teacher took them up." Alice yelled into their faces. Their faces dropped. Didn't she get it? She just had to rub in it didn't she! Bella averted her face to the ground and Edward hung his head in shame while Alice's eyes widened in shock.

"You… you guys d…didn't, oh gosh!" Alice yelped making Bella stagger backwards.

"Do you know how much trouble this is going to cause? EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN CULLEN are you listening to me? I bet you were the cause of all of this, you and your damn temper!" Alice just started making things much worse! How could she get so mad? Alice never got this mad, but maybe it was because she didn't want everybody to find out that she hated the project she was given. And what would the teacher think if he read the part about changing Bella? What would he think? All of these thoughts gathered up in Edward and Alice's minds.

Gossip would definitely start if the messages were found, and there was only one way to stop that, something that could only be done by vampires…

A/N DUN DUN DUN … the question is should I write a second chapter? It's ur choice!!! If u……. REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! Please and thank u!!