Naruto Prank Calls

Note: I do not own any Naruto characters or the show or the manga or anything Naruto, unless you're talking about my Naruto DVDs, manga books and plushies. And after you read this story, keep in mind that I DO NOT LIKE SASUKE (more than a friend, if he was my friend).

Part One- The Stalker of Sasuke

Mar invited two people to her house: Kim and Naruto. She had one thing on her mind, like a troublesome-ish twelve-year-old girl always wanted to do while she's still young; she wanted to prank cal some people. It's not like she's crazy mad, or stupid. She has been hanging out with Naruto lately.

Kim came to her house, and they both waited for Naruto. "So, what are you planning to do, Mar?" Kim asked.

"I want prank call people!" Mar said with a bit of enthusiasm.

"Oh," Kim said. "I never did that before,"

"Yeah, same," Mar replied. "I never had the guts."

Kim nodded, and then a knock came on the door. Mar answered it and welcomed the hyperactive Naruto.

"Hi!" Naruto exclaimed.

"Hi!" and Kim and Mar returned the greeting.

After a bit of talking, they started the calls. "Who wants to go first?" Mar asked.

"Hmm," Kim started thinking. "Let's do this, so everyone gets turns evenly."

"Okay," Naruto and Mar agreed.

"So, Mar first, then me, and then you, Naruto," Kim organized.

"What! I'm last!" Naruto said, shocked.

"What's wrong with that…?" Kim asked.

Naruto shrugged. "I don't know. Believe it."

"Okay, then," Mar dialed the phone. "I'll be calling now," She picked up the phone and waited for the person on the other line to pick up.


Sasuke glanced at the ringing phone. He sighed. He had better things to do than answer the phone. Who was it anyway? And why the heck would they be calling him?

Sasuke, nonetheless, picked up the phone, and asked, "Hello?"

"Hi," Mar shaky nervous voice rang in Sasuke's ear. Crap, I don't know what to say.

A confused face was placed unto Naruto's face, and Kim didn't know what was going on. Mar still didn't say whom she's calling.

"What do you want?" Sasuke asked, after a few seconds of silence.

"Um," Mar didn't think too fast, but finally got an idea. It wasn't good, but enough to be an idea. "Oh my gosh! I'm talking to Uchiha Sasuke!"

Sasuke lowered his head down. "Oh, no,"

"You're so hot! I love you so much! I cannot believe you answered the phone! I'm so honored to be talking to you right now!" Mar's squeaky voice irritated all who heard. Kim started laughing a bit though. She never liked those freaky fan girls of Sasuke. And it just sounded like Mar was mocking them. No offence.

Naruto had a sweat drop on his head. He didn't like Sasuke because of various reasons; one being Sasuke having all the girls. But it was kind of funny, hearing Mar talk like one of the really desperate ones. (Sorry to people who are crazy about Sasuke).

"…" Sasuke didn't even want to speak. His eyes twitched with annoyance, as the girl on the other line talked about how he spent his days. Mar knew because he's been her friend for a while.

"And when we get older, we'll marry! Then we'll have kids! And then I'll name our son Uchiha Sasuke the second! Eeee! Wouldn't that be so much fun!" Mar kept on going and going. "Then we'll rule over the world together! Go to different places! And then, and then you'll kick more ass and I'll just be watching you, Sasuke-kun!"

"Enough!" Sasuke finally said. He couldn't take it anymore. I knew I shouldn't have picked up the phone. Stupid stalkers. "Geez, who is this?" Sasuke knew he heard the voice before, but the squeakiness made it hard to remember. He was practically deaf.

"Um, your girlfriend!" Mar said in a snap. Kim laughed at the thought of Sasuke having a girlfriend. Naruto chuckled.

"Girlfriend!" Sasuke freaked. "Leave me alone!" He was just twelve years old anyway.

"Shut it and kiss me!"

"Ah!" Sasuke got caught off guard with that. "Why won't you leave me alone? And tell your other friends that too! If you have any," Sasuke rolled his eyes.

Then Mar flirtingly said, "I have you, silly," Sasuke felt like puking. Naruto laughed his lungs out, and Kim laughed too. Aw, goodness gracious, I suck at this. But Mar had to give herself a break. It was her first time, and she really wasn't that smart.

"Shut up and I hope to never meet you in life," Sasuke shuddered. "And never call me again, you freak," he narrowed his eyes and just imagined what monster the girl would be with her nasty, squeaky, annoying, irritating, exasperating, irksome, infuriating, frustrating and well… you get the picture.

"Aw, fine, we're breaking up. It's not me, it's you!" then Mar hung up, right after she made crying sounds. And when she hung up, she sighed.

"Way to go, Mar!" Kim said, patting her back. Mar blushed.

"I sucked so much," she said, frowning. "Why couldn't I think of something better?"

"That was hilarious! Maybe you even scared him because of your 'stalkerness'," Naruto said.

Mar smiled. "Thanks, guys,"

"Believe it! Okay, it's your turn, Kim!" Naruto said, handing her the phone. Kim looked like she was in thought, and took the phone.

"This will be fun,"


Sasuke had an eyebrow raised. "What the heck?" he was confused and a bit scared. "I wish I never get a call like that again." He glared at the phone. "I should've gotten caller I.D."