Hey everyone! I noticed there was a shortage of Ace Attorney Truth or Dares, so I made one! Oh, and the hosts need a co-host! If you want to be the co-host, let me know a little about you. Enjoy, and watch out for Furio Tigre!
Ace Attorney Truth Or Dare
Inside a huge as hell studio with the interior resembling a courtroom, a man in black rodes and a girl wearing a violet prosecutor's outfit were seen talking.
YinYang (Me in my Ace Attorney outfit): So, long story short, you watch over everyone, and I'll make sure your needs are met. Deal?
Judge: Deal!
The two shake hands.
YinYang: Ok, i'll see you later, your Honer. I got a Super Smash Bros Truth or Dare to work on~ -vanishes in black and white smoke-
Judge: ...What was she talking about?
20 minutes later, the ENTIRE Ace Attorney cast (including the victoms and killers) are on the stage. The audience is sitting in areas that resemble Jury seats. A few people on stage are unaware that there was more than one of them.
Phoenix: Why are we here again?
Maya: No idea. Something about truth. -munches on chips-
Gumshoe: Truth? Hmm...
8 year old Phoenix sneaks behind his 22 year old self and kicks him on the leg.
Y. Phoenix: *rasp*
Phoenix: WTH! Your me when I was eight!
Y. Phoenix: Tell me something I don't know, bird-brain!
Hobo Phoenix: Your insulting yourself you know. -sips grape juice-
Phoenix: O_o *eyetwitch* -faints-
Y. Klavier: -points at Phoenix- Hah. Herr Wright got owned by himself.
Klavier: Yeah.
Both Klaviers high-five eachother, then do the air guitar.
Ema: -eating Snackoos- Who's in charge here! I'm running out of Snackoos!
Lang: I don't know, but i'll find out!
?: OBJECTION!
Everyone turns to see Apollo Justice and Miles Edgeworth stepping onto the stage. Apollo has a file in his hand, while Miles was sipping some tea.
Trucy: Polly! Why are we here?
Apollo and Miles look at eachother
Flashback, Miles, Apollo, and YinYang are seen inside a room playing BS. Apollo is winning by a single card.
Miles: So let me get this straight. You want me and Mr. Justice her host a Truth Or Dare? Two kings. -tosses two kings in the already growing pile-
YinYang: It would greatly help me, Mr. Edgeworth. I'm a very busy person, and I don't have any of my creations open to do this. Three eights -tosses three fours in the pile-
Apollo: BS, and why did you choose us?
YinYang: Cause you two are my favorites. -now notices what Apollo said- DAMMIT! -adds pile of cards to current hand-
Miles: Hmm... So we can torture, kill, and horribly maim anyone, and not suffer the consequences?
YinYang: Yup! You also get Author Powers! They are used for reviving the dead and pretty much do everything else.
Apollo: I'm in! I can finally kill Kristoph!
Miles: -smile- Might as well, since this is an opportunity to get revenge on Manfred von Karma.
YinYang: It's settled! You two will start tomarrow! -waves hand-
A wave of black and white magic surrounds the duo. They now have Author Powers.
Both: Let's do this! -high five-
Flashback End
Apollo: No reason.
Miles: You are all in the worst possible situation... Welcome to the Ace Attorney...
Apollo: (Chords of Steel!) TRUTH OR DARE!
The audience cheers like crazy. Everyone on stage is now white as a ghost.
Phoenix: WHAT! I hoped no one would think up one! I see what they do on these... *shudder*
Miles: Suck it up, Wright. Anyway, let's get the rules down
1- Limit to 5 dares/truths per review. We don't want to make them suffer too much. Wait, I lied. Any amount of dares/truths are acceptable. Torture them to your heart's content.
2- Anyone on stage is fair game. That includes me and Chords of Steel boy here. (Apollo: HEY!)
3- Keep it 'T' rated. There's kids running around here.
4- The Punishment Room is connected with another Truth Or Dare, so there will be uninvited guests busting in.
5- Be careful what you say. The Authoriss is watching EVERY. FREAKING. THING. WE. DO. -motions to Security Camera in corner-
6- If you haven't noticed, the studio is built to resemble a court room, so there will be cases and debates.
7- Do NOT tick me off, or you'll regret it. BIG TIME. There's YEARS of bottled-up-anger inside me, just READY to come lose.
8- Do not tick Apollo off. He will go mad.
9- Be creative! We have many rooms here, including a Artillery Room. (Free of use if you asked nicely), and a Reviewer Room (For our regulars, free of use.)
10- Go nuts.
The audience cheers.
Apollo: So, first thing's first! We have some dares to do! -opens up file and skims through it-
Gumshoe: Wait...If you are hosts...then...
Phoenix: CRAP! THEY'LL KILL US ALL!
Lang: Really? Last time I checked, there's no 'true' deaths in Truth Or Dare.
Phoenix: ;_; -sulks in Emo Corner-
Apollo: Found it! -opens up envelope- These are from the Authoriss herself!
HAH! I hope this show gets just as much as the Smash Bros ToD! Maybe these will get people's attention...
Apollo (Truth): You do realize that you can do ANYTHING you want with Author Powers, right?
Miles (Dare): There's three of you; your 19 year old self( Will be called Y. Miles) and 8 year old self (Little Miles, or L. Miles), in this studio. See if you can find them. If you can't... Well... I'll let Apollo decide this one. I'm brain-dead right now.
Phoenix (Dare): You seem a little uneasy from seeing your older and younger self so... LET THEM BEAT THE SNOT OUTTA YOU!
Phoenix (Truth): How was it getting owned by your other selves?
Maya (Dare): Try and channel Mia Fey. If you can't look around the studio. (Note: She is there. Maya can't know about this.)
Manfred (Dare): Turn. (Note: Gregory Edgeworth is behind him holding a 45. Calibur, just
WAITING to fire that bullet. Only Apollo can read and see this part.)
Franziska (Truth): Why do you use a whip? There's many other weapons in the Artillery Room you can use! (Note: Give Larry Buts a detonator and tell him to press the button. Make sure Franziska's in there! Then brace yourself for a huge a$$ explosion!)
That's all! HAVE FUN! :D
Apollo: Ok, that woman's violent.
Miles: -sarcastic- Really? You think so?
Apollo: I CAN? -shoots Kristoph with Deku Nut Launcher-
Kristoph: -dead-
Apollo: That felt good! -smile-
Miles: I thought we weren't allowed in YinYang's Weapon's Room?
Apollo: Joke's on you, cuz it's mine! I bought it!
Miles: Ah. -reads his dare- What the... THERE'S TWO MORE OF ME!
Y. Miles: -sees Miles- WHAT THE HELL!
Miles: THIS DEFIES ALL LOGIC!
Both: OBJECTION! -point at eachother-
L. Miles: -asleep on sofa, using Gregory Edgeworth's jacket as a blanket-
A few 'Aww...'s are heard from audience.
Apollo: While he's busy, let's continue.
Y. Phoenix: -holding up a Home-Run Bat-
Hobo Phoenix: Meh. I'll spare him this one. I'm not in the mood.
Y. Phoenix uses the bat, and Phoenix is sent flying to the freakin MOON!
Y. Phoenix: I'm keeping it!
Apollo: -snaps fingers-
Phoenix falls out of door on the ceiling.
Phoenix: -unconsious-
Apollo: Guess his truth will have to wait. Ms. Fey?
Maya: I'll try! -tries, but fails- What? It didn't work?
Mia: -comes out from behind sofa- Maya!
Maya: OMFG!
The sisters run up to eachother and hug. Everyone cheers for the happy reunion.
Mia: It's so great to be alive again!
Maya: YAY!
Godot tackle glomps Mia. Mia laughs.
Apollo: Mr. Von Karma?
Manfred: What is it, boy?
Apollo: -smile- Turn.
Manfred: -turns around- I don't see why I ha-
Gregory: -points gun at Manfred- Any objections?
Manfred: *eyetwitch*
Miles & Y. Miles: FATHER!
Both of them tackle him down and bear hug him. He simply laughs and pulls the trigger, shooting Manfred.
Manfred: -DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD-
Both Miles: 3
Gregory: At least there's no true deaths here...
Apollo: -gives Larry the detonator- Do NOT press this button until I say so!
Larry: Uh... Ok.
Franziska: Really? -runs into Artillery Room-
Apollo: NOW!
Larry presses the button -Cue huge ass explosion-. Miles, Y. Miles, Apollo, amd Trucy are in a anti-explosion bubble.
Apollo: I LOVE my new job.
Miles: I really need a life...
Y. Miles: Tell me something I don't know.
Trucy: -laughing like crazy- MORE! MORE!
After everything is fixed, everyone returns to the studio.
Apollo: Not bad for our first day, right Mr. Edgeworth?
Miles: Yes, quite. Let's end the show.
YinYang: Well, I hope you all enjoyed the show! Polly and Edgey did great!
Apollo: TRUCY!
Trucy: -hides behind me-
Edgeworth: -eyetwitch-
YinYang: If you enjoyed it, please hit the pretty review button! Or else I'll have Polly here bust your eardrums!
