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Ash wiped the mountain dew off his face after reking brock (the first gym leaders) g-o-dood with pigachoo.
"you have proved how much swaggier you are than me, I hereby give you your first gym badge" Brock announced and grabbed a convenient floating pack of doritos he then proceeded to eat.
Ash was so happy, that he got to beat the first gym leader with no explanation in the first chapter of the greatest story you will ever read, until he realised that the hippy he just rekt asked to join him.
Ashes squeky prepubescent voice shrieked "no gay hippies allowed in my swaggy adventure! why should you come with me?"
"i have infinite doritos."
"SOLD!"
The two adventurers then skipped merrily out of the gym and were so swaggy the world was almost going to explode, but the author wanted to keep this story going for longer than a chapter so it didn't.
all the NPCs were so shocked when they saw how much swag there was and almost cried.
TO BE CONTINUED
shits and giggles aside, I genuinely want to know if you want me to continue this series, so please write a review. (and hopefully the next chapters will be longer.
