Cory walks into the white house as seductive as ever, he had to go poo poo in the toilet. He finds that the door is open and finds Dash from the incredibles taking a truckload of timber down into lake. It plops down faster than a Lambo. he walks in and says "who let u in m8 i'll rekt your dad next time u do dat" "Im takin' a dump you little fat black tumblr boy" Dash says with ambition. Just then cory leaps at dash grabs a knife a cuts his armpit hair off then shoves him into the bottomless pit next to the toilet. "Finaly i get some time to do some stuff that i dont do on saturdays or tuesdays but on thursdays and sundays" Cory unloads his moldy lumpy juicy brown droppings into the toilet. Cory then gets up and takes 98746352937374736637374646 wet wipes to scratch his bum bum clean. Just then violet comes in with an AK-47 and blows cory into tiny pieces. Luckily cory had an extra life and he equiped his Golden Desert Eagle and got a clean shot on violets nice violet hair. "My hair! My hair! Why not me! Why not me!" Violet screams. "AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Cory yells in violets face then he kicks her into the black hole. Cory then is about to leave when Mr. Incredible walks in and says " You killed my son and my daughter so now it's your time to be kill" in a cheesy yet cool russian accent with a little irish and mexican. "No its ur time 2 die m8!" Cory says. Cory pulls out his Golden Desert Eagle and shoots Mr. incredible in the butt and pushes him in the bottomless pit ( get it he shot him in the butt then pushed him in the bottomless pit) Cory then takes a nice dump into the pitt and hits Mr. Incredible with perfect accuracy. Cory then covers up the pit up and washes the blood away. But little did Cory know that there was a hidden camera with the loominati spying on Cory. Barry (the creepy bee guy from bee movie) was moving in with his squad of other bugs ready to launch the greatest attack ever known to mankind. "Kill the president and hold everyone in the building" Barry says. They move into the open window in the white house. Cory hears a buzzing sound and grabs his signature gun. He walks out if his room and finds the bugs sneaking in on the president he aims and shoots 4 soldiers. Then Cory putsna silencer on his gun and aims at Barry. He fires and shoots the president in the arm waking him up. " ATTACK!" Yells Barry. The bee squad moves in and stings the president. Then the mosquitos go in and suck his blood out. Cory then grabs a grenade and trhows at the large group of mosquitos and blows them up. the house catches fire and the fire is blocking the doors and the windows. Barry then charges at corry and screams " FOR VENNESA" and shoots his stinger at Cory's head. Cory falls to the ground with Barry and then Barry picks up a gigantic sword with all his might and Cory grabs violet's AK-47 and fires away killing Barry and himself. You think Cory died huh? Yep u did but there is more stuff coming ur way m80's. the loominati revives Cory and gives him the airhorn of power. Cory then wakes up the russian milita and uses the animal mating call ability to call the wild ants. With cory's new army he takes over all of creation and enslaves all people he comes across. but when he sees the incredibles symbol he cries everytime. The End Washington DC will never BEE the same.