~*Sexiest Ninja of Konoha*~: YOSHO I is back bebeh! Yeah… I was gone FOREVER, I know, and honestly, I wasn't even going to come back; I was planning on just lurking around here, reading soppy fanfiction while I wasted my summer away getting fat.. but then I realized I wasn't feeling any love on deviantart and thought HEY FFN you complete my life, so let me regurgitate a new story onto your orifice. Yup, mhmm, this is correct. So anyway, enjoy my crap :D


Oh shitmuffins.

I'm getting married. I'm getting married to an Uchiha. I'm getting married to Uchiha Sasuke. I'm getting married... in a month?

Oh shitmuffins.

Who the fuckdo my parents think they are? Arranging a marriage for me... how barbaric! I don't even know this stupid Uchiha. Uchiha. What a stupid name too. Our kids are gonna be picked on.

Oh shitmuffins!

Kids... oh god, I have to sleep with this fucker! Ohmigod ohmigod ohmigod! I think I'm having a panic attack! I... I think I'm dying! But seriously. Uchiha?

Oh shitmuffins!

So how the hell do I explain this to my boyfriend? He won't be too happy about my getting married... how the hell did this happen again? Damn, I need a tylenol. Or weed. Weed sounds good.

Oh. Fucking. SHITMUFFINS.

Ok, I just need to calm down. Calm down. Calm down. Breathe in. Breathe out. Ok, now... Uchiha?