(wow 12 stories......... im pretty sure i have no life)

As you can probably guess – this is a death note/bleach crossover. It says ulquiorra and L but for this one they are both the same person.
Half serious/half crack for crazyfeatherhead – written because ulquiorra IS L.

The first ones a bit short but it will get better i swear!

(I dont own bleach or death note and anyone saying otherwise is a liar)

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Ulquiorra's origin and L's afterlife

1 – Hollow

"Well, it seems that I was right all along... Yagami Raito you are indeed Kira... and you have beaten me."

The one formally known as L was looking down at the figure that was cradling his body. Yes, he was right, however there was nobody there for him to point at and yell "I told you so". Being very childish, he wanted to do just that – well he could, but nobody would hear him if he did. He was dead.

He looks down at himself and wonders why he is still present.

"Hmm, it appears as though I am dead. And this must be the 'nothingness' that Ryuk was going on about. But, this wasn't exactly the nothingness that I had in mind. Maybe the shinigami was lying."

He jangled the broken chain that was coming from his heart before looking around in his usual hunched standing posture.

"Well, what happens now?"

His question was answered by a hideous roar that made our little L almost leap out of his skin, as a huge monster-thing with massive teeth came stomping over towards him.

"Is that a shinigami?"

He wondered if it was, but now really wasn't the time to be thinking about that. He was supposed to be thinking of a way to escape from it.

"Oh dear, it seems as though this thing wishes to eat me... I think I better start running now."