Team Seven V Orochimaru
Disclaimer: I hereby Disclaim, I will never own Naruto or the anime named after him and why would I want to? I'm a dude myself.
A/N: I give my gratitude to DarkLightNinja who is my Beta Reader, go check out some of her stories! I know the title is crappish, I can't think of anything, so here it is, more team seven than Orochimaru, but lets see how this fic goes, if anywhere, it has hints of DeiSaku, enjoy!
Team Seven V Orochimaru
The night was silent and three figures stood upon the side of a lake trying to catch some fish for their late night dinner, alas, they were not getting anyway as they didn't have a fishing rod, yes you have read that right, they had no fishing rod therefore they were using their hands but still they could find anything to eat. These three figures names' were Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura, since they were out in the wild due to a camping trip.
"This isn't getting anyway... I have no idea why we have to go and catch some fish for flipping god's sake!" Sakura exclaimed plopping her self down on the ground.
"Oh, come on Sakura-chan! We have to do this before all the other teams win before us!" Naruto pumped his hand up in the air which meant something like we-have-to-do-this!
Sakura glared at him, "What do you expect me to do? Go on until sunset?!"
Naruto smiled at her, "Now were getting somewhere Sakura-chan!"
Sasuke just stayed quite watching the entire exchange and shook his head, why must he be paired up with this two out of anybody in the entire year, "Stay quite, we have to do this before we get hungry and die," he growled.
Sakura rolled her eyes, "Let's just wait till we die then! Honestly we've been doing this for like forever! Why couldn't I be on the team with Deidara in it?"
"Stop thinking about you're boyfriend and help," Sasuke growled trying very hard not to strangle her.
Sakura blushed at being called Deidara's girlfriend, well Sasuke said that Deidara was her boyfriend but what the hell, it meant the same thing!
Naruto blinked and then turned towards Sakura, "You have a boyfriend?!" he asked, loudly.
"He's not my boyfriend! Well... let's just get back to doing this shall we!" Sakura screamed trying to pry the topic to a safer one.
Since Naruto was thick and way too oblivious and still chasing after Sakura when Hinata had shown him so many signs of liking him, he accepted (he actually did) what Sakura had said.
So they began to search for their fish again and again they couldn't find any. The world hated them, Sakura and Sasuke noted but Naruto was too optimistic to stop. So he got on doing it my himself while Sasuke and Sakura went to talking about what not.
Finally when Naruto could take no more, he plummeted down next to his teammates and sighed. Time went ticking and the members of team seven (they name that they have been called) wished that they could just go and not to this. It was about half an hour later that they all heard a voice. A voice of some really old thing.
"Why hello, children..." it had the voice of a pedophile trying to lure children into it's den and team seven shivered. This can't be Orochimaru, can it? No, this sound nothing like him, this voice sounds more pedophilish, if that was even possible.
"Why don't you come to play..." OK, that was it, this voice definitely belonged to Orochimaru... or some other gay pedophile.
The members of team seven looked at the voice, turned their head around very, very slowly and found them self's staring at a... fish. A fish? A very big fish.
Needless to say they run for their life's, screaming about how the world was changing and what not.
The big fish took of its head and out came Orochimaru who had a evil grin on his face, "Well I tried..."
A/N: Posted 16th February 2013. 618 words. Review!
