This is my first fan fiction. So please take care of me! *bow

I do not won Skip Beat, and I cannot think of a funny thing to say, so I'll let the story begin.

(Oh, this first little bit takes place a LONG time ago, but gets towards the present (3 years previously), then the actual present.)

Enjoy *bow

Our God ripped humans in two for our own good.

Because a tribe humans had offended the goddess with their frivolous flirting and loving of one another to an extreme extent, it drove her mad. And in retaliation for his beloved, our God ripped a man into two, making a new man and women, who were one only when together.

He then ripped apart every man and woman, scattering them, so they would not be able to find their other half so easily, or at all.

The tribe had been wiped out years later, so the legend died with them.

Then no one felt whole. And no one realized why for eons what happened to them, or even how to fix it.

So life went on for the humans, until an archeologist figured out the legend, from hieroglyphics more ancient than any found before.

The hieroglyphics were found at the bottom of the ocean near what had once been the Bermuda triangle, when it had water covering it up.

The hieroglyphics showed the God ripping humans in two, showing that they were not whole until the two halves reunited.

Civilization had spiraled when the archeologist came forward, and a new era came forth, of confusion, hysterics, want, and grief. For every human wanted to be whole, marriages broke apart, families tore, the government tried to keep order and failed as even they were in turmoil.

Then, a man with an exotic flair stepped forward with an idea.

That idea was that not every one would find their other half on their own, but maybe there was a way to figure it out. He told everyone to continue to live their lives while he figured out the rhyme and reason to the 'other half' mystery.

And so, with the world waiting, he and some followers set to work, the world watching eagerly, as Lory Takarada, President of LME, set to work at solving the world's love dilemma.

Kuu Hizuri was sprayled on his living room sofa and held his wife Juliena against him, caressing the base of her neck. He loved this women the first moment he saw her, but now it was different, it was more. He loved her more than any other person, except for his son, Kuon.

He sighed sadly and kissed Juliena's neck, they had not seen their son since he went to live with Lory. Why that boy wanted to go, Kuu had no idea. But who was he to dampen his son's dream to follow in his footsteps? He wanted to make a name for himself, but he could do that very well from America.

Juliena worked her hands under his shirt and nibbled Kuu's ear when the phone rang.

Kuu wrapped his arms tighter around Juliena as she started unbuttoning his shirt.

"This is Kuu, if it important, then leave a message, if not, don't take away my time from Juliena. I don't care if you leave a message after the beep." A beeping sound, then the other line was silent.

"Kuu," came an angry voice from the answering machine, " stop making love to your wife and pick up the phone."

"Lory doesn't sound like he's going to wait much longer. You better pick it up," Juliena told her husband in-between kissed to his neck.

Kuu reluctantly pulled one arm away from his love to grab the infernal interrupter.

"I know you're there Kuu, and I also know that she's in your arms right as we speak," came the voice of the much loved Lory Takarada, "I have something I need to discuss with you. So please either disentangle yourself or fly over here."

"Hi Takarada-san, I'll leave you two alone for the moment." Juliena said into the speaker end of the phone, gave a passionate kiss to Kuu and slipped out of his arms. "I'll be at the pool when you're done," she whispered into his ear before she sauntered out of the room, making sure the swing her hips just for him.

Kuu stared after her with a loving gaze, he was eternally happy to have met her, she was his other half before and now when what he had thought turned out true. Kuon had left a few years before that massive discovery came out, and he was watching the tabloids to make sure he was being a gentleman, and to make sure that he hadn't found his 'other half', but he was confident that Lory would tell him before the tabloids did.

"Kuu, are you listening now?" came the irritated voice of his friend.

"Of course I am."

"Then repeat what I just told you word for word."

Kuu was silent.

"Were you listening at all?"

"No," Kuu sighed.

"Juliena was swinging her hips again wasn't she."

"That didn't sound like a question. And yeah, she did. I love that woman." Kuu imagined exactly what he would do after his talk with Lory was over.

"Now that I got your attention off your lovely wife. We have a problem."

Kuu sat up straighter in his seat, "What is it?"

Lory was silent on the other line.

"Is it about Kuon? What happened?!"

"Calm down. But yes, it has something to do with your son," Lory tried to get another word in but Kuu cut him off.

"What the HELL LORY! I told you to make sure nothing happened to him! And now something happened to him! What is it? How do I tell Juliena? She'll hate anyone who gives her bad news of her baby." Kuu paled and said in a softer voice, "I don't want her to hate me." he then picked up the massive bag of chips from the table and started eating by the handful.

"Will you shut up. I wasn't done yet, and stop eating."

Kuu paused for a second, and then started eating quieter.

"I have reason to believe your son may have fallen in love, and may have find his other half. But there's a problem with that."

Kuu stopped eating long enough to reply, "What problem? And what do you mean may? If he found his other half, then that's great! It's a simple yes or no if he found her. Does that mean you worked out that love theory that you have been working on?"

Lory spoke slowly, letting each word ring through the phone. "I have a part if it worked out. I'll tell you more when i see you. The gist of his problem is that he has blocked Kuon off for many years, and became Ren Tsuruga, as you know, and he has run from his past, his problem, and everything. Now I think he has lost himself, and because of that, he cannot find his other half."

"So basically, he lost himself, and he needs to find himself before he can find his love. Is that right?" Kuu had no clue what had just came out of his mouth.

Lory sounded grave, "Yes, but I think I found someone who can bring it back out. If this works, then I have found a way to find our other halves."

"So that's what you meant by may. Your theory is nearly complete, after three and a half years! That's great, but why do you sound so grave? Isn't this a break through?" Kuu shoved another handful of chips into his mouth.

"Because this girl has given up on love."

Kuu stopped eating, "Seriously, even with the 'other half' who will complete her? All the women are crazy over that fact." Kuu's mind flashed back to when he first looked at his wife after the discovery. He fell in love with her all over again, he was one of the rare people who had already found and married his 'other half'.

"I know, I'm not 100% sure on the specifics, but that's what I know. I can give you more information in person, I don't like using phones for important matters like this."

"Of course, we'll figure this out together. I'll be there by tomorrow."

"Don't bring Juliena into this yet, Kuu, please. She won't be able to control herself."

Kuu nodded in agreement to himself before agreeing out loud. Leaving his darling behind will hurt, but he needed to focus to fix this dilemma.

Kuu snapped the phone shut and discarded the empty chip bag on the table. And left the room in the direction of the pool. This was going to be hard, and the girl Lory found should be easier to couple with his son than saying goodbye to his darling Juliena.

Thoughts? Expectations? Please give feedback or comments if you will. Tell me what you liked/disliked if you liked it or not

Thank you *bow