I have no excuse for complaining about my life, I guess. I mean, I was born into a well-respected family, I was the (former) top apprentice at the Artificer's Guild that my father was Guild Master of, and I am the youngest Alchemist ever to be at the top of my branch (the Alchemist's branch, in this case). So why would I complain? I'm rich, young, and I have what others would kill for—a perfect life.
Well, I suppose I do have some dark smudges on my otherwise pristine past, like everyone else. For example:
1. I'm an Alchemist, which means I'm often looked down upon by my fellow guild members.
2. I've been framed for a crime against my guild.
3. I've escaped execution with my father's help, and I've been hunted for the last 50 years of my life because of it.
4. While escaping from the guild, I lost all of my memories connected to alchemy.
5. I've disowned by my mother, who believes I committed the crime.
6. I've been banished from my homeland.
7. I've had to reject my old identity and take on a new one.
8. I lost almost 5 years of my life due to drugs—hey, at least I'm admitting it.
9. I'm now a wanted criminal in 4 major countries—and #1 on the international most wanted list—for a list of crimes that includes (but not restricted to): murder, grand larceny, arson, possession and distribution of illegal substances, and what I'm most famous for—illegal explosives.
10. I'm in love (and engaged) to a gangster who I can't see for the foreseeable future.
And lastly: 11. I'm now stuck with a weird blue girl with freaky hair, a shape-shifting fox girl with a way with knives, a red hydrophobic kolbold, a white kolbold who has managed to tame a shark (I'll admit, points to her for that one) and a big bulky guy who apparently is either pretty stupid or just has no survival instinct at all. Or maybe both.
Now don't get me wrong, I don't regret anything on this list. But it does mean my life isn't perfect, after all.
But it sure as hell is fun.
Note: hey guys, first of all, let me thank you for reading this guff i spill out :P . This is my first time posting here.
this is a story based on my current pathfinder campaign that contains a kitsune rogue, a kolbold sorcerer, a koldold druid, a human(?) fighter, a undine witch, and yes, a criminally insane elf alchemist. Please tell me how I did, and any pointers are greatly appreciated.
Thanks! :)
Cyan Felix
