A/N:
Hello Lonewolf here now many of you who are reading this story probably had read my other work The Pirates Code and are waiting for an update. Now I applaud your patience and thank you for not bombarding me with senseless reviews and messages about updates so I'll be frank with you I've had a little problem. I have writers block. That's where this story comes in as I'll explain later. The reason I have writers block is because I don't know what I can do about the intro of the Black Pearl. I want to add a new twist to it but right now I got nothing. So send me a review on an idea that you might have and maybe one of your many ideas will help me beat writers block. Now as for this story when I get writers block I free write. Just write down ideas about different things hoping that I'll get an epiphany. As some may have noticed this happened after I wrote the first chapter of The Pirates Code, I ended up writing another story The Uchiha Identity. That was a product of my free writing. However I'm not particularly proud of that piece of work but with this one I am quite content. So without further ado and author notes the story!

"And the rookie of the year is…" Iruka paused for effect but after seeing the annoyed looks on everyone's faces he decided to go on. "Urahara Yusuke"

"WHAT!!!" came the blast of voice from a pink haired banshee.
"It should be Sasuke-kun not that weird kid that sleeps a lot." Said Sakura
"Hey I sleep when I feel like. Now shut up so I can get back to sleep." Said Yusuke in the back. He was black hair youth with streaks of blonde in his hair with golden eyes like a cat. He did in fact sleep a lot and it was shock that he even passed. He laid his head down on the desk and was just about to fall asleep when he was approached by everyone's favorite avenger.
"How did you an Urahara beat an Uchiha?" asked Sasuke. Yusuke took his head off his desk and looked at him.
"Take the stick out of your ass someday and I might tell you." He said putting his head back on the desk. The Uchiha was just about to strike him when the bell rang. Yusuke got up and walked out the door with his headband on his arm. He walked outside and saw his parents standing next to the entrance gate behind the mass crowd of parents. His father in his black coat and blonde haired head covered by a hat with white and green stripes stood next to his mother golden eyed just like he was with purple hair that on her head looked like two cat ears. His father smiled at him as Yusuke walked up to them.

"Yusuke how did it go?" Yusuke smiled at them

"I got rookie of the year dad." His mother came and wrapped him in a hug. His father clapped him on the shoulder.
"That's good my boy that means that crushed the Uchiha." Said his father making a fist. Yusuke's mother punched him in the face.
"Kisuke-kun you know how the villagers feel about their Uchiha."
"Quite right quiet right Yoruichi-chan" said Kisuke rubbing his face. He pointed with his cane down the road.
"Now how about we go home and celebrate with the rest of the family?" Yusuke smiled.
"Sure dad just keep Auntie Rangiku and Uncle Shinsui from giving me liquor."

"They've tried to give you liquor?" asked Yoruichi

"Yeah but Ichigo-nee-san stopped them" said Yusuke as they walked down the path. Out of the corner of his eye Yusuke saw Mizuki talking to Naruto.

NEXT DAY (TEAM ASSIGNMENTS)

"Team 7 will be Uzumaki Naruto, Haruno Sakura," Iruka was interrupted by a loud YES! and a groan. "and Urahara Yusuke." Naruto looked at his final teammate who was asleep. Iruka looked around and continued.
"Team 8 will be Hyuga Hinata, Aburme Shino and Inuzuka Kiba… lets see team 9 is still in circulation so team 10 will be Yamanaka Ino, Nara Shikamaru and Akimichi Chouji. That's it for team assignments."
"WAIT!" yelled Sakura. Iruka looked at her.
"Yes Sakura?"
"What team is Sasuke-kun on?" she asked. Iruka looked at the clipboard. Everyone's attention was on him.

"Ah here it is. Sasuke Uchiha is to be…"
"What placed in a special program because he is the greatest?" asked Sakura ever the fangirl.

"No it says that he is to be discharged immediately due to mental imbalances and is to be escorted out of here right about now."

"WHAT!?" yelled the fangirls. Just then a knock was heard outside the door and Iruka walked over and opened it. In walked two ANBU. One had a cat mask on while the other was a hawk.
"We're here to pick up the Uchiha." Said Cat.

"I will not go. I HAVE TO GET STRONGER TO KILL ITACHI!!!" yelled Sasuke

"And there is where you are wrong. That's exactly why you're to be discharged." Said Hawk. Sasuke bolted towards a window but was caught by Cat, put in a straightjacket and was escorted kicking and screaming out the door. As soon as he was gone someone started to laugh. Naruto turned and looked at Yusuke who was doubled over laughing. Sakura started to crack her knuckles.
"What's the joke Yusuke? Hm?" Yusuke stopped laughing for two seconds.
"That Sasuke was the one you've been chasing all year and they just took him to… to… to a mental institution ha ha ha ha!! All of you dumb fangirls have been chasing a crazzzy person!! Ha ha ha ha!!" He double over laughing again. The other guys began to smirk and then soon the whole room was filled with laughter. Even Hinata was giggling while the fangirls looked so embarrassed that they could die.

"All right class settle down." Said Iruka trying to calm everyone down. That didn't exactly happen for a good ten minutes. When everyone was quiet Iruka began again.
"Good now all of you are dismissed for lunch and afterwards you will be picked up by your senseis." The class left the classroom and went there various ways. Naruto began to head over to Icharikaru whistling a tune. He felt the ominous presence the feeling that he was being followed. He turned around to stare into the golden eyes of Urahara Yusuke.
"What are you doing?" asked Naruto looking intently into Yusuke's eyes.

"What do you mean I'm going to lunch which probably happens to be the same place as you. Ramen right?" he asked. Naruto nodded.
"Good then let's go." Said Yusuke walking down the street. Naruto followed after him curious by his teammates behavior. Most would be hateful of him because as he found out last night from Mizuki-teme, of the Kyuubi. They arrived at the ramen stand and sat down both sitting next to one another.
"I'll have a beef ramen Ayame-san." Said Yusuke

"I'll have my usual Ayame-chan" said Naruto

"Coming right up you two."

"So what was with the whole "what are you doing?" thing huh? We're a team now and as far as I'm concerned I haven't done anything that would make you thing that I had something against you." Said Yusuke spinning around on his chair.

"Well if you knew the truth about me you might." Said Naruto under his breath. Yusuke however heard it and leaned in.
"I already know about the fuzzball inside your belly Naruto." Naruto looked up at him white as a sheet.

"And frankly I don't give a damn. It's like this you're a, let's say, a container full of hot sauce. Now I for one hate hot sauce it ruins anything you put it on but that doesn't mean the bottle that hold's the hot sauce is the sauce. Hell I use the little bottles that hold the hot sauce for cooking with different oils. The little bottles have the cool little thing where the sauce comes out in drops and it can be useful."
"But what everyone is afraid of is that I'm like the fuzz ball." The ramen came and both started to eat.
"Now Naruto for once in your life drop the frickin mask and think. One Yondaime was a seal master so that means that he knew what he was doing when he made the seal. Two from what my mom has said about you being nearly beaten to death and not doing a thing to protect yourself if you were Kyuubi you would've slaughtered everything in sight."
"First how did you figure out I had Kyuubi? Second how did you know about the mask? And third who is your mother?"

"First question. Let's see you know how Iruka has that dumb calendar with everyone's birthday on it? Well I saw your birthday two years ago. That got me thinking about the Kyuubi because you were born on November 10 so I did research on the biju remember?" Naruto nodded. For extra credit Yusuke had done some research on the demons. "Now on that research I concluded that the Kyuubi the strongest of them all couldn't be defeated by a normal mean so what did Yondaime use? Then I found out that he was a seal master and I figured that an inanimate object couldn't hold it so why not a person? Then I took one look at you one day and it clicked. Your whisker marks are very distinctive." Naruto nodded. It all made sense how someone could make those logical conclusions.
"Second question. I know about the mask because I saw it in your eyes. My grandfather Ukitake said that the eyes are the window to the soul. Your eyes are not those of a brash idiot my friend. Kiba's are borderline but your's aren't. Finally third question I believe that you know her. She says that you call her "Neko-chan"." Naruto nodded. He remembered the ANBU that had helped him on more than one occasion after the severe beatings. He when he was six thought she looked like a cat with her hair and mask.

Sandaime turned from his crystal ball and looked at Kisuke and Yoruichi.
"I figure that you two filled in a couple blanks?" he asked puffing on his pipe.
"Just a small portion Sandaime-sama most he figured out on his own." Said Yoruichi with her head bowed.
"What can I say the boy had my curiosity and my mind. A very dangerous combination." Said Kisuke.

"Well I think it's for the best. Your son may be able to help out Naruto more than both of them realize."
"I have a question sir who exactly is teaching my son?" asked Yoruichi

"Why that would be someone you both know very well. After all she is close to your brother Kisuke." Kisuke paled and pulled his hat low.
"Great they both would have her."

"So I guess this makes you and me friends?" asked Naruto. Yusuke nodded as he had noodles in his mouth. He finished his bowl and put it down. Naruto was only on his fourth actually eating slowly.
"So I guess the ramen binging was part of the mask." Naruto nodded,

"Yeah even I can get sick of this stuff." Both boys left leaving money for the stand. They walked back to the academy talking about different things. Naruto found out that he didn't know much about Yusuke. He found that Kisuke was the owner of a famous ninja shop and Yoruichi was truly his Neko-chan. He also found that Yusuke was part of a clan with a bloodline. The bloodline was one that was supposedly given to them by Shinigami himself. The physical portion of their chakra was taken away and they would just use the spirit portion which they called Reiatsu and use attacks more potent than regular ninjutsu. Naruto decided that he could really get used to having a friend like him. When they got back to the academy they decided to sit next to one another and maybe play some shoji which got Shikamaru interested in the two. Iruka walked in and called everyone to attention.
"Okay class lets get started the senseis will come in one by one and you will be taken by them to a place of their choosing. From there its up to them." Just then he noticed black ball coming closer out the window and he took a step back. CRASH it came through the window and kunai were launched making it into a banner. It read "Mitarishi Anko sensei of team 7". A purple haired woman stood up and took a look at the startled class.
"All right I'm here for team 7 so where are you maggots?" she yelled. Yusuke Sakura and Naruto raised their hands.

"Good now lets go outside maggots!" she disappeared in a plume of smoke. Yusuke and Naruto took one look at one another. They walked down to the window which was broken. Yusuke made a pointing gesture to the window and adopting a bad British accent asked "Shall we go out the window old chap?" Naruto playing along said
"Why certainly dear boy after you."
"With pleasure old boy" and both jumped out the window landing softly on the ground below. They walked to the playground where Anko was waiting on a bench. She looked up

"So where's the third one?" she asked. They shrugged their shoulders and soon Sakura's pink head could be seen in the distance. Anko looked at her.
"She ain't the cream of the crop is she?" both shook their head. When Sakura joined them Anko made them sit down next to her.
"Now I may seem like a hard ass but I have your best interest at heart. That loud flashy entrance just makes people underestimate you. I normally enjoy quiet things like tea ceremonies but enough about me. Tell me a little bit about yourselves, like likes dislikes and dreams, starting with you pinky." Said Anko

"First my name is Haruno Sakura and well I like … well I can't say Sasuke anymore because he's crazy, so Ino and books. I hate people who make fun of others for no reason. My dream is to become something great. What I don't know yet though." said Sakura.
"Okay next you with the golden eyes."
" My name is Urahara Yusuke. I like explosives, creating new things, and cooking. I dislikes fags jerks anyone who can be somehow linked to that category. My dream is… well I don't have one. I hope to leave my name in the history books. To be remembered as someone great."

"Okay and finally blondie"
"My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I like ramen, pulling pranks and the Sandaime. I hate people like Yusuke who can be linked to the fag jerk category with those who can't see something for what it isn't. My dream is to become Hokage!" said Naruto.

"All right now that I know a little bit about you there is something I should tell you. Tomorrow you will take a test to see if you are worthy of being ninja. Only nine in this years graduating class will become ninja so my job is to make that as hard as possible for you. So meet me at training ground 44 tomorrow morning at 8 and bring every ninja tool you have with you and get ready for the test. Understood?" All three nodded. "Good now I will see all of you tomorrow dismissed." She said. Naruto and Sakura blinked and walked away. Anko looked at Yusuke

"So the whole "I like blood guts" and otherwise freaky attitude is a mask that you will only drop around your students."
"Pretty much Yusuke-kun, but if you tell Zaraki-kun I will make you life hell. He's one of my only friends I got and I need them desperately." Yusuke nodded.
"I won't tell Uncle Zaraki. Well see you tomorrow." He said getting up and walking away.

Naruto sat down on his couch ready to eat his ramen when there was a knock on his door. He wasn't worried that it was someone who would hurt him because if they did want to hurt him they wouldn't have knocked. He got up and opened the door. There in the doorway was Urahara Yusuke. Yusuke smiled and waved his hand.
"Hey Naruto listen my mom wants to have you over for dinner so how about it? Sesame chicken with rice or ramen?" he said. Naruto took one look at him and chucked the ramen behind him into the garbage.
"Well what are we waiting for? Let's go!" yelled Naruto running down the stairs. Yusuke laughed and ran after him. They ran along the rooftops to avoid the general populace and after a bit they came to the section of town that housed the great clans. Now Yusuke's clan was a minor clan but a clan none-the-less. They came to pair of gates that had a weird skull on it and Yusuke walked inside with Naruto following closely. They walked in the door and as soon as they did they were set upon by a man with dark hair and goatee.
"YYYUSSSUKEEE-kun!" he yelled doing a jump kick towards him. Yusuke pulled Naruto to the side. The man flew past them out the door and rolled down the path.
"Uncle Isshin! We have a guest! Try not to embarrass yourself!" yelled Yusuke out the door. Naruto looked at Yusuke funny. Yusuke looked back at him
"My uncle Isshin is one of the best ninja around. Why he does that is to hone our, the younger generation's, reaction time and tracking ability." Naruto nodded and took off his sandals. They walked through the main hall into a sitting room which held two men with white hair one who had long hair the other with a long beard. Yusuke ran up and hugged them both.

"Hey ji-sans how are you today?" The one with long hair laughed.
"We're okay Yusuke-kun who's your friend?"
"That's my teammate Uzumaki Naruto." Naruto waved.
"This my ji-san Ukitake." He said pointing to the long haired one "and my other ji-san Yamamoto." He said pointing to the one with the beard. Naruto bowed.
"It's a pleasure to meet you both." Both bowed their heads back.
"It's an equal pleasure to meet you Naruto-san. Relax please we don't see you as what you are certainly not." Said Yamamoto. Naruto bowed even lower

"Thank-you for that." Yusuke turned to his ji-sans

"Have you two seen my parents?" Ukitake nodded his head

"Yes they're in your father's forge. I believe that your sword is finally ready." Yusuke turned and walked out of the room taking Naruto out of the room.
"Thank-you ji-sans see you at dinner!" They walked down a long hallway.
"Hey Naruto you really need to relax everyone here doesn't see you as the nine-tails. They all see you as a hero that should be treated with respect."

"Thank-you for that." Said Naruto

"Ah its nothing really we just see you as what you should be seen as." They walked past a large garden where there was a blanket and a man and woman on it.
"That's my uncle Shunsui and his wife Nanao. I will introduce you later." They continued on their way and they passed a dojo where a man older then them with orange hair was sparring against a young woman with violet eyes.
"That's my cousin Ichigo and my other cousin Rukia again I'll introduce you later but right now we have to find my mom and dad." Naruto nodded and they continued walking. Finally they came to an iron door that said forge on it. Yusuke knocked on it.
"Who is it?" yelled a voice from inside.
"It's me dad. Is mom in there with you?" The door opened and out stepped Yoruichi. She saw Naruto
"Hello Naruto-kun nice to see you. I'm glad you decided to come to dinner with us. What is it you need Yusuke-kun?"
"Yuzu-chan wanted to know if sesame chicken and teriyaki beef was okay for dinner."
"Tell her that that's fine. Now your sword is almost done all that's needed is the soul bond."

"Can we do it right now?" asked Yusuke. Yoruichi nodded.
"Kisuke he's ready to do it right now." Kisuke stuck his head out of the door.
"Good then we should get to it immediately. Hello Naruto would you like to watch?"
"What exactly is happening Urahara-san?" asked Naruto

"It's a tradition in our clan that everyone has a sword. Now because of our bloodline we can "bond" to the sword to our person. That gives the sword special properties and the feature that it can only be used by the person it's bonded to." Said Yusuke
"And don't worry about watching. You couldn't repeat the process unless you are a Urahara." Said Yoruichi.
"Sure why not?" said Naruto. They all walked inside the forge and there on an anvil was the sword. It was a small washikazi that had a red and gold hilt. The guard was golden with small designs on it like moons.
"Okay Yusuke grab onto the hilt and hold on." Said Kisuke. Naruto stood behind them and Yusuke grabbed the hilt. Yoruichi and Kisuke both put their hands on the anvil. It started to glow. A wind picked up around Yusuke and the earth started to rise up around him. He glowed with a white light and everything started to tremble. Then it just stopped. Kisuke and Yoruichi pulled back their hands and the anvil stopped glowing. Yusuke picked up his sword. It was now a small silver blade that was as long as his arm with no guard on it. He flicked his wrist and it split into two swords.
"Now I did not put that in there." said Kisuke.
"It looks like your dad's going to be happy dad." Said Yusuke putting his sword back together.
"Now why don't you take Naruto to the kitchen. Yuzu probably needs your help." Said Yoruichi pushing them out of the forge room. Yusuke nodded and put his sword in the sheathe that his dad gave him. They walked back down the hall and Yusuke opened the door to the dojo. Ichigo and Rukia stopped their sparring to look at the two.

"So Yusuke I guess that rumbling meant that you now have your sword right?" asked Ichigo. Yusuke nodded and put the washikazi on a rack close to the door that had the name Yusuke on it. It had all of his ninja gear on it too.
"So you're Uzumaki Naruto?" asked Rukia as she noticed Naruto.
"Yes I'm Yusuke's teammate. It's nice to meet your acquaintance." Said Naruto bowing. Ichigo swung his sword up so it rested on his shoulder.
"You don't have to bow to us kid. We both know about you and don't worry."
"I wasn't bowing because of that. It's just polite to bow to people you just met." Said Naruto with annoyance in his voice.
"Hey Naruto why don't you stay here while I help Yuzu with dinner. Ichigo and Rukia could teach you something about Kenjutsu. Here." Yusuke threw a kodachi from his rack to Naruto who caught it twirling it around his fingers. Yusuke looked impressed and turned to Rukia and Ichigo.
"Don't kill him guys. Dinner will be ready in twenty to thirty minutes so I'll come back to get him. I hope that Aunt Masaki won't have to heal him." Said Yusuke walking out the door.

"So what do you know about kenjutsu?" asked Rukia

"Virtually nothing. If villagers saw me practicing with a sword they would try to kill me with it." Said Naruto.
"All right then we'll start off with the basic stance like so." Rukia spread out her legs and held the sword out in front of her. Naruto copied that stance and Ichigo inspected it.
"Spread your legs out more and hold the sword higher. It gives you better balance and more power when swinging."

"All right now a basic kata is downward chop, parry to the right, then thrust forward and retreat like so." Rukia went through the kata that she described. Naruto copied flowing through the moves just like Rukia had.
"Good you see sword fighting is not about set movements, its about grace almost like a dance with many steps. You have a natural talent for flowing with it just like anyone should." Said Rukia. Naruto nodded and bowed.
"Thank-you for the compliment." Said Naruto.
"Think nothing of it its just that you deserved it. Now lets see what jutsus do you know?" asked Rukia

"Let's see the basic henge, and kawarimi jutsu and kage bushin."

"Wow kage bushin that's pretty good for someone your age." Said Ichigo.
"Actually its nothing fuzzball messes up my chakra control so I always use too much. I can't do a regular bushin but kage bushin is pretty easy."

Yusuke opened the door to the dojo.
"Hey sorry it seems that Yuzu didn't need my help tonight. It seems that both your mothers helped her, so dinner is ready right now guys."
"All right time for dinner!" yelled Ichigo putting his sword on his rack and running out the door. Naruto held out the kodachi to Yusuke.
"Here you go. I must say that I learned something."
"Keep it I don't need it anymore considering I got my new one." Naruto nodded.
"I'll keep it here until after dinner." Yusuke nodded back as Naruto put the Kodachi in the rack. They then left the dojo and headed down the hall. Yusuke opened the door and there was a large dining room with a long table down the middle of the room. Seated were all of Yusuke's family.

"Okay I'm going to tell you everyone's name they already know you so don't worry about introductions. On the right side of the table is my dad's family. You already know Ukitake, my dad, the guy with the spiked hair and eye patch is my uncle Zaraki, he's kinda nuts about fighting, next to him with the white hair is my uncle Toshiro with his wife Matsumoto next to him, my aunt Momo is next them and then it's my uncle Shunsui and Nanao. Word of advice stay away from Matsumoto and Shunsui if they have alcohol they'll try to make you drink." Whispered Yusuke to Naruto

"Okay on the left side my mother's family, you know Yamamoto and my mother, along with Isshin, next to him is his wife Masaki a great medic-nin, you know Ichigo, and next to him is his sisters Karin and Yuzu, Then we have my uncle Byakuya, who is very serious so don't joke with him, and his wife Hisana. You can tell they're Rukia's parents because Hisana looks like her. You know Rukia and that's about it."
"Who's the red head next to Ichigo?" Yusuke looked and slapped his hand against his head.
"How could I forget her? That's Orihime Ichigo's girlfriend. She originally with Masaki's apprentice then she fell in love with Ichigo. Okay lets go sit down next to my parents." Said Yusuke. Naruto nodded and they sat down with the family. Naruto ate and was glad to be able to take part in this. He never had a family so it was nice to see all the people talking and laughing with one another. He got into a conversation with Karin and Yuzu who were interested in the academy and Shunsui laughed at Naruto's boasting about his pranks. Only Byakuya didn't seem to like him that much but he rarely liked anyone said Yusuke. After dinner the family retired to the sitting room as was their custom to sit with one another and do family activities such as board games or just talk. Yoruichi explained that they did this so as to have a least this time to spend because it was important to spend time with family. It soon got late and when Naruto asked if he could go home Yoruichi and Kisuke both offered to have him stay here as it was dangerous for him to walk the streets so late at night. Naruto ended up in Yusuke's room which had a bunk bed in it. Naruto fell asleep not caring about his burden but being happy that he was safe.

Naruto opened his eyes to Yusuke's golden ones. He held a dark bundle to Naruto.

"Here you go. An extra shihakushou or soul reaper uniform. That's what we call it anyway. You really need to burn that jumpsuit my friend. Get dressed in that. My father wants us to meet him at his shop before we take our test with Anko-sensei."
"Can I just say that I'm not looking forward to that." Said Naruto going into the bathroom that was connected to Yusuke's room. He came out a couple minutes later with the shihakushou on and Yusuke was standing there with his new sword on his back and all of his ninja tools strapped to a belt around his shihakushou and the kodachi that Naruto had used yesterday in his hand.
"C'mon lets go and don't worry about your ninja tools. I'm sure my father will help you with that." Said Yusuke handing Naruto the kodachi who put it on his back.
"What about breakfast?" Ookami held up some fruit.

"Already got us covered." Said Yusuke as he walked out the door into the hallway. They made it to the front door when Yusuke stepped to the left and crouched down. Isshin went flying past them both and again went out the door.
"Jeez Uncle Isshin you're getting kinda predictable." Said Yusuke walking past him with Naruto following. Isshin's mouth hung open.
"Then I shall have to try harder to surprise you Yusuke-kun. Have a good day." Said Isshin brushing himself off and walking back inside the house. The two boys ran down the path and into the street.
"C'mon my dad's shop isn't too far now and we should hurry up." The two boys began to pick up speed and ran faster than a civilian could hope keep up with. Suddenly Yusuke stopped and Naruto ran into a wall.
"Sorry bout that. I guess I should've given you more warning. Well here we are Urahara Shoten!" Naruto looked at the store on top it said Urahara Shoten and it was like all the other shops that Naruto had see throughout his life.
"What makes this shop so different?" asked Naruto

"Well first is that no civilian can get in here. Second is that you can find everything you need to be a ninja in here. Top quality at a cheap price although some of the rarer items are quite pricey." Said Yusuke hand underneath his chin.
"All right lets go in dad and Tessai should be here by now so we can walk in."
"Tessai?"
"My father's assistant who is irreplaceable to him" said Yusuke holding the door open for Naruto. The boys walked inside and headed down the aisles to the counter where Yusuke rang the bell.
"Tessai! Dad! Are you back there?" he yelled

"One moment please!" came a call from the back. A moment later a big head with braided hair mustache and glasses poked it's head through the curtain and came out.
"Ah young master Yusuke and friend. How may I be of service?" he asked.
"Tessai this is Uzumaki Naruto the friend my father was supposed to tell you about. He is supposed to be here today to get the special package that my father discussed with you about yesterday. Hopefully he didn't forget." Said Yusuke

"No he didn't young master. He spoke with me on such matter. Now Uzumaki Naruto could you please step this way into our clothing department. We will pick out daily clothes for you and then the basic ninja accessories." Said Tessai "Young master why don't you sit down it will take awhile."

"Okay Tessai. Thank-you." Said Yusuke sitting behind the counter. Tessai led Naruto away for a good half hour before they came back. Naruto was decked out in the normal shinobi attire with the vest with a white shirt underneath it and dark blue shinobi pants. He had on a new shuirken holster and kunai pouch and the look was completed by the headband tied around his forehead. The only thing that was different was the fact that he had two kunai that were longer than the rest. Yusuke nodded his head.
"Okay I approve its ten times better than that orange horror. So shall we get going?"
"Wait what about paying for all these things?"

"Do not trouble yourself with that young master, for it all has been taken care of." Said Tessai

"Okay thank-you Tessai and by the way do you know where training ground 44 is?"
"You will find it by the edge of town towards the western gate. With using your chakra you will be there in about 10 to 15 minutes."
"Thanks again see ya!" yelled Yusuke as they ran out the door. They followed Tessai's directions heading for the western gate and looking for a sign that said Training ground 44. They soon came to a large forest that was surrounded by a chain-link fence and sitting next to the gate was none other than Anko.
"Hey Anko-sensei!" yelled Yusuke. Anko looked up from her book and saw the two.
"Good you made here earlier than I expected you to. Now all we have to do is wait for pinky. By the way Naruto nice threads better than that jumpsuit that shouted "Kill me now!"" said Anko. They sat around for fifteen minutes waiting for Sakura who showed up out of breath.
"Sorry I'm late. I had trouble finding this place." She said.

"Okay now that you're all here you will tested to see if you will become ninja. The test is simple. You have one mission to complete. Take out a certain target located in this forest."
"Who or what is the target Anko-sensei?" asked Yusuke

"The target is the prized possession of one famous ninja. I want you to take out Hatake Kakashi's Icha Icha Paradise book."

"Okay you mean Sharingan Kakashi the famous copy-nin said to have copied over a thousand jutsu?"
"Exactly. At the center of this forest is a tower that house the surveillance center for the whole village and in one day Hatake Kakashi will be there to monitor the village as punishment for his constant tardiness. Now everyone knows that the punishment is a joke because all it does is give him time to read his prized smut. I want you to destroy that book and escape leaving no trace of yourselves."
"That's the reason we have the extra day. To hide from Kakashi as he tries to kill us for ruining his book." Said Naruto

"You catch on quick Naruto. Now just a warning the nickname for this training course is the Forest of Death. So don't get yourselves killed. Now the test begins now!" said Anko as the gate behind her opened.
"Hai!" yelled Naruto and Yusuke as they dashed into the Forest of Death with Sakura trying to keep up with them. As soon as they were out of sight a figure rose from the ground next to Anko.
"Destroy my Icha Icha Paradise! That was the test that you wanted them to complete!" yelled Kakashi at Anko.
"Make sure you bring a copy that you have two of Kakashi-kun" she said winking at him as she teleported to the tower to watch the progress of her team.

Naruto was on point as they ran through the trees. Sakura followed behind him with Yusuke in the back.
"Hey guys we should first find the tower that Anko-sensei mentioned. I'm going up into the trees to get our bearings."
"Good idea. We'll stop right here." Said Naruto.
"Who the hell made you boss?" asked Sakura.
"Shut up pinky. I happen to know for a fact that you out of all the graduating class got the lowest score for the physical portion and just barely passed the jutsu exam. Naruto while flunking the written part has passed the physical and jutsu parts with flying colors. So shut up. Right now you're next to useless." Said Yusuke as he climbed the tree. He quickly came back down and pointed to the left.
"The tower is that way. We can make it there in an hour or a couple of hours if we keep a good pace. Try to keep up." Said Yusuke to Sakura. She nodded and they started to run through the trees at full speed. It did in fact take them an hour to make it to the tower. As they reached the border of the tower grounds Naruto stopped the team.
"Okay we shouldn't get into the clearing just yet. Now Anko-sensei said that Kakashi would be here tomorrow so I would bet early morning. We should find a hollow tree and spend the night there." said Naruto.
"I agree. We should make camp get some food and then discuss our plan of action." Said Yusuke walking into the woods again. It didn't take them long before they were sitting in front of a fire eating seasoned fish thanks to seasoning that Yusuke kept in a scroll.
"I have a question. How do you know how to seal?" asked Sakura

"Well my clan starts training around 4 or 5 years old because of our bloodline. If we can't control it we end up becoming very sick with the potential of dieing from it. At an early age I was interested in seals. Thankfully I live with two seal masters my uncle Shunsui and my grandfather Ukitake. I can make storage seals for all sorts of things but I have a long way to go before I become a seal master."

"So what exactly do you both have on you right now? I have one kodachi, two knives, twenty-five shuriken and ten kunai" asked Naruto

"I have about around thirty shuriken but only five kunai. I also have two explosive notes, one smoke bomb and some ninja wire." Said Sakura.

"What do want to know sealed or unsealed?" asked Yusuke.
"Does it make a difference?" asked Sakura

"Yeah it does."
"How about right now your total arsenal." Said Naruto

"Unsealed I have thirty kunai, thirty-six shuriken, my sword, ten feet ninja wire, twelve cherry bombs and twenty explosive notes. Sealed I have about thirty pounds of gun powder, about 10 big firework bombs, 20 small firework bombs, ten flash-bang grenades and I have about twenty knives sealed in there. Oh! I almost forgot I have my new elemental bombs. The elemental bombs are ones that I created that can shoot fire, ice, lightning, water, and earth. I have about twenty of those sealed away I don't know how many of each type of bomb that I have though." Said Yusuke. Sakura and Naruto looked stunned at the amount of explosives that their teammate had on him.

"Jeez I guess you weren't kidding when you said you liked explosives. Do you know how to use them all?" asked Naruto.
"Yeah my mom when she found out about the little problem I had making things go boom well she sent me to her friend Kukakku Shiba the best fireworks maker in the world. Her and her brother Ganju helped me create some bombs and taught me the finer points of demolition by explosives." Said Yusuke.
"So Naruto by asking us about our arsenal I assume you're making a plan?" said Sakura. Naruto nodded.
"We need to set up this plan before eight o' clock tomorrow morning when Kakashi should arrive. Okay here's what we do…" said Naruto as he outlined his plan by the fire's light.

Kakashi walked down the road toward the tower. He smelled the air and he smelled it again crinkling his eyebrows. He smelled smoke like on a fuse. His one eye widened and he leapt down the path. BOOM! Came an explosion behind him throwing him forward. He landed a safe distance away and as soon as he touched down. BOOM! A smaller bomb went off and Kakashi was covered in ice. Three bodies got out of the woods and headed toward the Kakashi-cicle.
"Hey Kakashi long time no see!" said Yusuke smiling.
"OF all the people she had to get she had to get you didn't she Yusuke-kun."
"You know him?" asked Sakura.
"Yeah he's one of my father's best customers." Said Yusuke. "So here's the deal. You Kakashi are supposed to give us our test. I know that you know our target is your book. So how about a wager? You teach Naruto ninjutsu and your wife Rin teaches Sakura about medical ninjutsu if we pass this test."
"So what if I win?" asked Kakashi.
"You get this limited first edition of Icha Icha Paradise with fifteen more chapters than the one in stores." Said Yusuke pulling out the book that was blue with a man and woman on the front. Kakashi's eye went back and forth between Yusuke and the book.
"I agree. Your test starts now." Said Kakashi breaking the ice. He ran at Naruto first and punched him in the chest forcing Naruto back into a tree. Yusuke leapt at Kakashi bringing his sword down on him. Kakashi caught it on his gloves. Sakura leapt in with a kunai bringing it to his stomach. Kakashi leapt away just a Naruto was leaping at him with one of his knives in his hands. The three almost cut each other with their respective cutting tools but they all leapt way without cutting each other. They landed a couple feet away from each other.
"You guys okay?" asked Yusuke. Both nodded.
"I'm good too if you wondering." Said Kakashi walking up.

"In fact I'm better than good." He said pulling out blue book.
"You lose. There is now way that you could beat me or destroy my books." He said putting the book into his pouch.

"What are you smirking at?" asked Kakashi.
"Boom." Said Yusuke. Naruto and Sakura started to smile.
"What?" said Kakashi. Then his equipment pouch blew up sending him into a tree. The three young ninja ran disappearing into the trees. Kakashi ran after them with the scariest look on his face like he was going to kill the three young ninja. He leapt into the trees after them but he didn't see the trip wire that was there right where he ran through. BANG! BANG! BANG! Three flash-bang grenades went off blinding and deafening the copy nin. Away in the distance Yusuke smiled.
"Okay all we have to do is get out of this forest. I'll be in the back. Sakura be in the middle. Naruto in the front. By now you probably know the fastest way out right?" Naruto nodded.
"Good we can get out of here in an hour if we hurry and I say we have a pretty good motivation, a pissed off Hatake Kakashi." Said Yusuke looking back to see if he had already found them. They ran for a long time weaving in and out of branches and pretty soon they could see sunlight streaming through the trees almost like they were almost out of the forest. They saw the fence surrounding the forest and they thought that they were home free but then a figure cut off the sunlight standing between them and their goal. The figure was none other than Hatake Kakashi. He started to crack his knuckles.
"Blow up my books will you? Well here's one test that you will fail!" He started to run at them going faster than they could follow with their eyes. Each was thrown back into the trees. Kakashi smirked analyzing them. The biggest threat was Naruto with his shadow clones. He would take out him first. He ran at Naruto bringing back his fist when something started to happen. The air got heavy and the ground started to shake. Kakashi turned around and looked around. Standing up was Urahara Yusuke and he was glowing along with his sword. Yusuke brought his sword down to bear in Kakashi's direction. The sword split and he brought the two hilts together.
"Howl IPPIOOKAMI!" yelled Yusuke his hair getting blown around from the wind that was being generated. A light so pure so white erupted from the boy that Kakashi brought up his hand to stop his hand from being blinded. He brought his hand down and saw the boy. In his hand was a scythe with a black blade so black that it made the darkest night look white. Yusuke smirked and twirled the scythe in his hand. He stopped the scythe as the blade was on the bottom of the staff.
"WOLF'S LONELY HOWL!" he said swinging the blade at Kakashi. A wave of visible air erupted from the blade and caught Kakashi in the stomach and chest. His eye widened the air had taken no more than a second to reach him. It sent him soaring through the trees breaking many of them along the way. Yusuke slumped down his ears bleedings. He coughed up blood smiling. He had hurt his body using that move so soon after calling Ippiookami out but it was worth it. He slumped on the ground falling unconscious. Naruto looked at his friend and going over to him picked him up and carried him motioning Sakura to follow him. Sakura nodded and all three left the forest of death.

A/N:
So there it is the first chapter. So read review and please no flames.