"Larxy! 'Morning!"
Larxene turned to face the flame-haired Nobody who had just entered the living room. "What…" she said slowly, enunciating so even someone with as much obvious obtuseness as Axel could understand, "did you just call me?"
"Larxy!" Axel's grin was manic, as if he either was pushing her buttons on purpose, or had discovered some unknown stronghold of sugar in Castle Oblivion. "I figure, since we're all in this lil' conspiracy thing together, we might as well be buddies! And buddies call each other by nicknames! So you're Larxy!"
Larxene closed her eyes and counted to ten, like Vexen told her he sometimes did when an experiment was not going quite the way he'd wanted it to. She could keep her temper in control. She would not finally snap from Axel's outlandish behavior day in and day out and kill him over what had to be the world's worst and absolutely most ridiculous nickname ever—
"Marluxia, are you sure I can't kill him?" she asked sulkily.
The Lord of Castle Oblivion didn't bother to look up from his gardening magazine. "No, you can't," he informed her in a bored tone. "He's necessary for our takeover plot."
Larxene didn't look convinced.
"And if you two go ahead and disobey my orders by fighting each other, the winner will be put on cleaning detail."
The Savage Nymph smacked her forehead as Axel continued being loud and generally bizarre, inventing more outlandish nicknames for the rest of the Organization. She was really looking forward to Sora and his little flunkies entering the castle, now. She needed someone to take her frustration out on.
I really don't know where this one came from. Equal parts crack and speculation. And I really do love Axel. He just lends himself so well to outrageous comedy, though.
Anyway, sad to say, I had no part in the creation of Kingdom Hearts and have no rights, etc, etc. I'm just borrowing the characters for fun and games…
