Mario Farted: Friendship is Magic, by Dickfart

"Cum on, girls," said Twilight Sparkle, her pussy sparkling in the sun, a clear indication that her pussy is, in fact, a vampire. "We have to save the Mushroom Kingdom."

"It smells like farts," said Rainbow Dash. "And not the good kind. Not the kind I squeeze out on my adoring fans' dicks."

"I'm not taking one step further," said Rarity. "Take this, Twilight. It's our only hope."

She gave Twilight Sparkle some special underwear. The kind that blocks fart stink and ebola. Rarity made a killing off of them when the bronies came to Equestria with their cheese doodles and their erect doodles. Not all ponies were into farts, though, which is why loyal Rarity helped.

Only Twilight, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash braved the ebola-infested miasma. Dead bodies piled up all over the streets, Toads, Koopas, and Goombas in various states of decay while flies buzzed around them.

"I LOVE DEAD BODIES!" said Pinkie Pie, rushing in behind them! "I'M GONNA SING A SONG ABOUT IT!"

"That's our Pinkie Pie," said Applejack, and they all had a laugh until they reached the source of the stink. Mama Mia's little Italian restaurant.

"You've a come for my spicy meatballs!" said Mario to Twilight Sparkle.

"Yes," she said. "But only if you refuse to wear these." She pulled out the odor-blocking underwear.

"I don't a like underpants. They chafe my dick."

"Then we have no choice," said Rainbow Dash. She twerked in Mario's face to distract him while Twilight magicked his food away.

"From now on," said Twilight Sparkle, bringing out a fresh head of cabbage. "You will eat this."

"Oh no!" said Mario. "If I eat that, I'll fart myself into a whole other dimension."

"Big deal!" said Rainbow Dash. Twilight magicked the cabbage between Rainbow Dash's legs, whose labia delivered the high fiber, nutritious vegetable into Mario's large, Italian mouth. He couldn't resist the delicious scent of pony cunt, so he took a big bite and, sure enough, farted himself right through the roof. His butthole landed conveniently on Gay Bowser's dick, which was just fine by him. The twerking pony was lightyears away now, so he wasn't going to get laid any other way.

Meanwhile, back in the Mushroom Kingdom.

"Good job, girls! The Mushroom Kingdom is saved!"

"Say hello to my little friend," said Pinkie, holding up a disemboweled dead Toad.

"Now that the awful smell is gone," said Rarity. "We could profit off of these bodies by having sex with them, and then having sex with each other on top of them. We'll film it, sell it, and call it... ART."

"Hurray!" said everypony, and they proceeded to do exactly that. Except for Fluttershy. She sucks.

The End