"Lily."

"Unnngggggghhhhh" (rough translation).

I wake up to a bright bedroom. James is running around excitedly. "Lily! Lily! It's our anniversary! I got you a present!"

"Whuddizit?"

He bounds over to the bed and pulls out a red jewelry box from his jacket. I open it up. Inside is a dirty, smelly piece of cloth. "What the hell?"

"Let me demonstrate." He disappears into our bathroom and returns a minute later with a basin of water. Taking the cloth, he gently wets it and begins cleaning my toes. Tears fill my eyes.

"Oh, James!"

He grins wickedly. "Remember when we were at Hogwarts? And you loathed me, and called me an arrogant toerag? Well, I was thinking about that, and..."

"I cut him off by pulling him into a kiss. "You're the best toerag I could have ever hoped for, James."


Hoped you liked it! Sorry, but I did write James a bit like the 10th Doctor. Couldn't resist :P