Ok, so I got this idea reading cheesecake22's Ways to Annoy Harry Potter's Cast. It's really funny. Anyways, I do not own Harry Potter; JK Rowling does (I just kidnapped him for my basement. He's in there with Fang.)

Harry: Oi, mate, where's Lord Voldy? He's already tried to kill me multiple times, let's just go seek him out because I'm a Gryffindor and we're brave like that.

Fang: (whispers) or just stupid. (talking) Where's Max? I think I'll go kiss her again, because every time I do, she flies away.

Me: …you both have issues…serious issues…

Chapter 1

In which Ron finds some unsettling news

"She did WHAT!?!?" screeched Ron.

"Ginny ran away with Harry," Hermione answered. "They left a note."

Dear Hermione and Ron,

Ginny and I have eloped. We decided that since the restrictions on underage magic have already been shot to *&$% for the Great Battle, we might as well just take advantage while no one's paying much attention. Ron, I have left it up to you to owl Mrs. Weasley. Deal with that however you want. (Ginny recommends a large draught of Calming Potion and/or possible Petrifying, Stupefying, or other such ways of keeping for her from killing us; ask Hermione for details on how to do that.)

Hermione, you were brilliant yesterday; same with you Ron. Whoops, Ginny's calling, got to go before we wake someone up.

Bye mate,

Ginny and Harry Potter

P.S. We plan on returning in the next two weeks. Harry thinks you two need to follow our wonderful example.

"Bloody idiot. Who does he think he is, running away with my sister? I'll curse him into next week, I will."

"Ron, calm yourself," Hermione said, grasping his arm. "Right now, worry about what your mother will say when she hears."

"Merlin's Pants! 'Mione, she'll flip! Maybe we better follow their example and split while we ca-"

"Ron! I'm surprised at you!" Hermione snapped.

"Aww, how cute, a little lover's quarrel in the Common Room!" came a sneering voice. Since the Slytherin dungeons had been demolished, they were sharing dormitories with Gryffindors. Draco Malfoy had been silent all evening, but he spoke up now as he strolled down the stairs.

"Shut up, Malfoy," screamed both in unison. And then the portrait hole opened with a BANG!!

Ooh, cliffhanger! I know you all hate me now! Review please! I do intend on having quite a bit of Ron/Hermione. Should I have them elope? Or stay and face the wrath of Mrs. Weasley. Poor Ron…