Step Into
The Light
Disclaimer: An idea that Arlyss Maligue unintentionally gave me on Twitter recently and is going to piss off the Felicity/Olicity lovers. So you've been warned.
It had been months since Cayden James and his crew of vengeance seekers had killed Oliver 'Green Arrow' Queen in a particularly brutal fashion. Not only that, but they did it on a live broadcast for the whole world to see and even went as far as dumping pink paint and glitter on his dead and badly beaten body. A sight that had not only guaranteed a lifetime of therapy for William, but also giving him a crusade to destroy all evidence of pink and glitter so that it would never be seen again. Which meant Felicity had to give up anything pink that she owned as she didn't want her precious step-son and last link to her hot hubba hubba of a man to disown her forever more and go off and do things that weren't Felicity Smoak approved. Like be a man-whore or live in the jungle with scantily clad women named Shado or Tango Jango for example while forsaking all things technological related. A true nightmare right there for her! Dearest Felicity had been able to light the fires of Justice under her dearly departed husband's former Disciples of Justice so that they could bring Justice to those who sorely needed it.
And by they, I mean Cayden James and his bunch cause they lacked a single bit of Justice in their bones and it was just horrible. Absolutely horrible in the dearest Felicity's mind. She was also of half a mind to get her beloved Oliver's Disciples of Justice and the Arrow Way to go after Frost to finally make her behave instead of acting like a wild child that tired poor Caitlin considerably! For such a thing was just not due thank you very much! For she needed Caitlin to be amongst those that worshipped her ever so! And if the vile Frost was doing things that kept the lovely Caitlin from doing exactly that, then she needed to do something about it! What that was, she hadn't a clue but she was smart and would soon gain an idea to go off on! Said idea would truly be glorious! Though the only one to unfortunately escape the Fires of Justice was the dreaded Laurel 'Black Siren' Lance of Earth-2. Who probably had no proper papers to be on this beloved Earth-1! An issue she intended to change soon enough as that was just not proper! No sir, it was not!
Since who knows what that vile girl in need of Light and Justice and less darker clothing was doing while lacking proper papers! For all fairest Felicity knew, she was gallivanting off with Frost and doing things of an unseemly nature! So unseemly that it would probably merit a spot on the old but disgusting 'Girls Gone Wild' vidoes! But little did anyone know, fairest and purest Felicity had secretly ruined those pigs so they couldn't do their thing anymore. She was also well aware of many a vow being made to find the true cause of why that company had gone under like it did and while once she might have been scared as Hell about that, she no longer was after all she'd been through and done. Lady Luck would finally be on the fairest Felicity's side however after many a month of dogged determinedness to catch the Black Siren Beast. And it would all be thanks to some lucky young upstart new to the life of heroics and what not who had so looked up to the fantastical Green Arrow. Whom had been the King of Puppies and Salmon Ladders.
And my how she missed watching him use that fantastic piece of equipment… Even using it for some decidedly adventurous occasions between herself and Oliver… But that's a tale for another day! Fairest Felicity in all the lands had thusly decided she would take this new youngster who idolized her beloved Oliver so under her wing and teach him all she knew! A kill he decidedly would not make either! For such things were truly evil to do! Oh yes, it was as it had made even her man be a lost and haunted puppy who needed many a hug from her. For her hugs were of light and all things good! Oh yes, yes they truly were! And once the Siren Beast was safely contained within the harmonious halls of the Bunker, fairest Felicity of the Universe set about her grand plan to change the Beast into that of a good, wholesome creature that any man would be happy to marry and have children with in a nice home with the white picket fence and the dog. Perhaps a cat too! But certainly not a Kangaroo! No sir! Kangaroos were evil they were! The Siren Beast had had the utter gall and disrespect to challenge the fairest Felicity in her home turf. Telling her to do her worst as she had survived everything life had ever thrown her way and she would survive whatever her Blonde b-word self could throw.
Oh yes, she had such a foul mouth that urgently needed to be washed out with soap. Or no proper man would want her! No sir! And so, the fairest Felicity set about doing what she must to set the Siren Beast upon the proper path of the Light. For the Light was just and pure! Oh so pure it was! Like that time she found herself seeing things in a whole new light thanks to some ICP song known as 'Walk Into The Light' once upon a time in her wayward youth. Which had been another reason she had gotten so gosh darn serious after the ex she would not name had done bad, bad things! My how she wished she could go back and save him from such horrible decisions! But knew that young Barry would not allow it unless she applied the right kind of pressure. But such a thing would have to wait until another time as for now, the Siren Beast had to be attended too! And she certainly was thanks to some marvelous technological wonders she had created. Said creation feeding all things pure and good 24/7 through a specialized visor attached to the Siren Beast's face.
The fairest Felicty of them all dubbed her masterful creation as 'The Light Bringer' and trade marked the bejeebus out of it so none other could dare think to steal her baby! The process took many a day, precisely 2 months before its holy work was finally complete. "Well? How do you feel, my little girl?" Asked fairest Felicity gently after she took off the visor from the Siren Beast.
The Siren Beast turned to her with a wide eyed look about her. "I… I see the light, mother. And its… Its beautiful! But by the Gods themselves I feel so ashamed, so dirty of my past misdeeds!" Cried out the Earth-2 native as tears came down her face at the thought of her actions.
Actions that were not of the Pure and Just! No, they weren't and she could never be party to such things again! Never ever again! Or so shall her soul be smited forever more! Fairest Felicity quickly swept her child into her arms to provide great comfort to her. "Shh, its okay my girl, its okay. You're all better now and will never need to worry about such things again."
"You, you promise?" Asked sweet Laurel nervously with watery eyes as she pulled back somewhat.
"Cross my heart, my love, cross my heart."
Sweet and Pure Laurel let out an excited squeal and hugged the greatest mother in all of history. She then rushed off and rid herself of her nasty clothing and make up. Settling instead for sandals, a lovely yellow sundress, and even placed her hair into pigtails. A sigh that the fairest Felicity found to be utterly beautiful! Earning another hug between mother and daughter as well! Her sweetling of pureness soon rushed off with another excited squeal to set about finding the man who would get her the picturesque house of the tried and true American Dream. Leaving fairest Felicity all on her lonesome in the Bunker. Though she felt rather pleased with herself for purifying the Siren Beast of Earth-2! "Now… To find a way to bring back my Oliver!"
For their love was a love that should not ever be denied! No matter who or what tried to get in their way! Even letting out laugh that would chill many a person if they were to hear it.
Author's Notes: If you're horribly scarred by the end of this, I deeply apologize as you aren't alone!
