A 26th Way to Prank Octavian

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Chapter 1

Octavian woke up covered in sweat. He had that nightmare again. He mentally checked that all his limbs were intact and visible. He went to his diary (that's right he had a diary and if you were wondering, it was pink with Hello Kitty™ on it,) and wrote in it; had the horrible dream again, I wonder when I will stop having to see it. He then proceeded to exit the room; right when he left the private confines of his bedroom a boy walked past him and whispered to his friend "…really does have ducky boxers… they were right." Octavian stood there, slightly confused but then looked down and realised that all he was wearing were his boxers. He silently cursed Percy Jackson and his crew of miscreants for spreading that rumour. He would get revenge… one day.

Meanwhile Percy, Annabeth, Leo and Reyna were standing nearby waiting for the perfect moment to enter Octavian's room. As soon as he left (fully clothed this time, thankfully,) they entered and Leo took pictures of every inch of his room. There were pictures of his drawers, filled with ducky boxers and there were pictures of his bathroom. They left everything alone except for his knife. Percy found his diary and was flipping through the entries. Annabeth heard someone coming and told them all to get out. Percy managed to catch a glimpse of a final sentence before he was whisked out of the room by Annabeth's powerful grip.

Octavian walked back towards his room to get changed into his toga. They had a senate meeting and he was to be present. He saw a blur of colour to his left, right outside his room but when he looked and saw nothing he assumed it was his mind playing tricks on him. He entered his room and immediately felt that something was wrong. He went through his most important possessions. Diary? Yes. Togas? Yes. Shampoo? Yes. Knife? Well that's odd he thought to himself and told himself that it was at the temple. He arrived at the senate meeting a little late because of a run in with Terminus. That blasted statue, they should get rid of him. He looked around and noticed that Reyna was not there. It was not usual of her to be late, but nothing was usual anymore, not since Percy's friends arrived.

"Teddy Bears?" Annabeth asked later on. "Seriously, Octavian is having nightmares about teddy bears?"

"That's what it sounds like" said Percy

"Well I guess he is not such of a tough guy after all" said Piper with a smile. The sarcasm was as clear as day.

"Schist" said Reyna, "I needed to be at the senate meeting two minutes ago"

"Shame they haven't invented time travel… maybe a few years" commented Leo

Reyna glared at him and Annabeth thought that Leo was lucky that looks can't kill.

When she left Leo rubbed his hands together and smiled his elfish grin, " Time to humiliate Octavia. Does anyone have any bear costumes?"