The alchemists and the angels-

AUTHOR'S NOTE- yes I am very aware my title sucks but just deal with it I couldn't think of anything else. I am usually writing as Dark when I use "I" but not always and no I do not find it weird that I am a girl writing form a dude's point of view. This is my first crossover so be nice and REVIEW! Also one more thing I know Daisuke can't fight well in the anime or manga but he can in my story, DEAL WITH IT!

Talking to Daisuke

Talking to Dark

Talking normally

Dreaming/ thinking to themselves

(Me talking to you)

"What are these things?"

Daisuke shouted as I hit the really fat kid with an exploding feather for the tenth time.

"If I knew I would tell you now don't distract me!"

I yelled as I dodged yet another attack where that thing tries to eat me, yes eat me.

"I think we should leave."

"I think you're right for once on your life."

"Dark!"

I just laugh as I call Wiz and fly about three miles to an alley where Daisuke takes control of his body.

"Lets see if we can find a place to stay seeing as how I have no idea where we are."

"That's what you get for getting us kidnapped!"

"How was I supposed to know they had knock-out gas?"

Daisuke can be so annoying. He just grumbled and walked out of the alley. A quick glance around showed that there was no one around so the tamer walked out of the alley but was run over by a short blond kid.

"Hey watch where you're going!" the kid shouted dusting off his bright red coat.

"BROTHER!"

Daisuke turned and saw a suit of armor running towards them. The short kid looked up at the armor like it was completely normal.

"Ya Al, what is it."

"You really should be nicer when you run people over."

He just grumbled.

"I apologize for my brother's behavior. I'm Alphonse Elric and this is my brother Edward."

Alphonse said as he helped Daisuke up.

"Nice to meet you, I'm Daisuke Niwa."

The brothers said hello and turned to leave but Daisuke called out to them,

"Um this may sound a little odd, but where are we and is there an Inn near-by?"

The brothers turned towards him and looked at him with shock or at least Edward did.

"You're in Dublith. I don't think there are any Inns near-by but I'm sure you can stay at teacher's house. Follow us."

Daisuke nodded and followed a safe distance behind.

"Hey Dark? What do you think of these two?"

"I think the short blond one is overly- cocky,"

"Like you."

"Oh shut up Daisuke you're just jealous you're not as cool as me. And I think there is something strange with Alphonse."

Daisuke nodded and snapped out of his daze. They had arrived at a meat shop with a large man outside sweeping, the two brothers greeted the man as Sid and introduced Daisuke to him,

"Daisuke this is Sid, Sid this is Daisuke."

"Hello sir, it is a pleasure to meet you."

Daisuke said meekly. The large man nodded then Edward spoke up,

"He needs a place to stay, do you think that would be alright. He didn't even know where he was when we ran into him."

"Literally." I scoffed.

"Be quite Dark."

"I'm sure that would be fine, just ask Izumi. But be careful she's chopping the meat."

Ed shuddered, "Understood."

"Hey Dai why do you think he looked so scared?"

"We'll just have to wait and find out."

The two brothers led Daisuke into the house.

"Teacher?" Ed called.

"Yes what do you want?"

called a voice from the kitchen. He led him to the kitchen where a woman with black dreadlocks (?) was pulled into a lose ponytail was chopping meat.

"We were wondering if someone we met on the street could stay for the night."

The woman, Izumi looked up from her cutting and saw the young boy standing behind Ed with red spiky hair that defied gravity and matching red eyes stood looking around the kitchen taking in everything.

"I don't see why not. What is your name?"

"I am Daisuke Niwa it is a pleasure to meet you Mrs. Izumi."

Daisuke said with a bow. Izumi laughed,

"You're very polite Daisuke. You should learn some pointers Ed."

She turned and glared at her student who tried to hide behind Al. I couldn't help but laugh,

" I like her attitude."

Daisuke just sighed.

"Well dinner's almost ready Ed, Al set the table."

"Yes ma'am."

They answered in unison and went to the dining room.

"Is there anything I can help with Mrs. Izumi?"

Daisuke asked after the Elrics had left.

"Oh no that's ok. And just call me Izumi."

She gave him a once over and noticed he had no bags.

"Where are your bags Daisuke?"

"Oh um,"

"Just tell her the truth, I think we can trust her."

I answered Daisuke's unanswered question.

"I was kidnapped so I don't have any bags."

Daisuke said awkwardly staring at the floor. Izumi stopped her cutting and stared at Daisuke.

"Well then that won't do. I'll try to find you some clothes tomorrow."

Daisuke nodded his thanks and then took out the dish Izumi instructed him to. For a minute they ate in mostly silence except for the sound if Ed wolfing down food like there was no tomorrow and Izumi throwing a fork at him for being impolite. Daisuke didn't even flinch when she threw it. I had been thinking about whom this woman reminds me of then it clicked,

"Daisuke! I figured out who this lady reminds me of!"

" Oh really, who? I've been trying to figure it out too."

"It's Emiko! You know nice but a little on the insane side?"

"Oh ya, you're right!"

"Of course I am."

"Be quite Dark."

I smirked but said no more. Izumi cleared her throat,

"So Daisuke. You said you were kidnapped. By whom exactly."

Ed and Al looked up at the mention of his kidnapping.

"Um I think it was some really fat boy, a tall slender woman with black hair and a boy I think with green spiky hair that made his look a little like a palm tree."

Daisuke listed of is kidnappers. When he looked up everyone at the table had froze even Ed had stopped eating and was staring at him with an open mouth.

"What's their problem?"

the identical look of shock on their face was pretty funny though.

"I have no idea."

"Um did I say something I shouldn't have?"

Daisuke asked the group of people staring at his like he just grown wings.

"No it's fine were just a little shocked that they would kidnap you."

"Really? They were shocked? I would've never guessed!"

I said with fake shock

"How many times to I have to tell you to be quite before you do?"

"Come on Dai, that was a stupid statement, you have to admit."

My tamer just shrugged.

"Why what's so special about them?"

Ed's guards automatically went up as he looked at Al and Izumi. Al shrugged and Izumi nodded slowly.

"He's trustworthy tell him."

But she still gave him a look that clearly said "keep it on a need to know basis" Ed nodded and told Daisuke about the homunculi and their journey to find the philosopher's stone Daisuke listened quietly as did I but I laughed at some parts that I found to be entertaining. Daisuke nodded slowly as he took it all in.

"That's very interesting. Do you think I may be able to come with you to help on your search? I think it might help me find a friend who was also kidnapped by the homunculi."

"What? Were going to save that bastard Krad? Why would we want to help him?"

Daisuke was really pissing me off, why the hell would he want to save my statistic, homicidal blond other half?

"I don't want to save Krad I want to save Satoshi. Now for the last time BE QUITE!"

Daisuke yelled at me, I really wish I could slap him. I grumbled and settled down to listen. The other people at the table were staring at him with expressions of suspicion, confusion and worry.

"I'm sorry I spaced out. Did you say something?"

Daisuke said with a blush.

"Ya I said that would be fine. Now who's this friend of yours who the homunculi kidnapped?"

Ed said before turning back to his food.

"His name is Satoshi Hikari and he's a good friend of mine from school."

Everyone nodded then finished dinner in silence. I got bored so I started annoying Daisuke with random questions. I'm pretty sure by the end of dinner Daisuke was plotting how to permanently shut me up, which was very amusing. I think the shorter of the two Elrics was starting to get suspicious of us because he kept looking at us. After all the dishes were put away Izumi stood up and turned to her students,

"Outside, now. Its sparing time"

Ed and Al sighed but got up and went outside. Daisuke followed, curious. When he got out Ed and Al fell into a fighting stance while Izumi took out a book. Before she opened it she motioned for the boys to attack her. Ed came first charging forward with his fist raised as he punched Izumi grabbed his arm and threw him into the air and he landed about ten feet away. Then Al charged. The same process repeated itself over and over, the boys would attack they would get thrown they would get up and try to attack again.

"This is pathetic. They can't even touch her! They shouldn't charge blindly like that, they need to think!"

Daisuke nodded and kept studying the boys and Izumi. After about thirty minutes Izumi told them they were pathetic and slapped them on the heads. What is so strange about Al besides that he wears armor? When Izumi slapped Al on the head the sound that rang out of it was strangely hollow.

"DAISUKE! Did you figure it out?"

Daisuke nodded and stared at Al with his mouth hanging open. Izumi and Ed noticed him staring.

"Why are you staring like that?"

Ed asked as innocently as possible (Which is very difficult for Ed) Daisuke closed his mouth and focused on Ed,

"That's just an empty suit of armor."

Ed nodded,

"How'd you figure it out?"

"When Izumi smacked him on the head it sounded hollow."

They all nodded but it looked like they didn't want to explain why he was hollow so Daisuke decided to change the subject,

"I was curious have either of you ever landed a hit on Izumi?"

Both boys shook their heads.

"Well you've had your break now lets get back to it. Daisuke would you like to join in?"

Izumi asked and Dai could just tell she was just looking for someone else to beat up. Daisuke nodded and took a fighting stance next to Ed.

"How good are you at fighting?"

Daisuke shrugged at Ed,

"Well were about to find out."

Ed said just as Izumi shouted

"BEGIN!"

Ed charged just like last time and got thrown, just like last time. When Al charged Dai noticed that she seemed to favor her left side for throwing. Just as Al got thrown Daisuke approached slower and Izumi watched his every move. He ran forward and allowed himself to be thrown but while in the air Daisuke twisted, landed on his feet and shot forward catching Izumi by surprise as his foot hooked around her right leg causing her to lose her balance and fall over. Daisuke walked over and helped up the fallen woman. When she got up it seemed she immediately started coughing up blood.

"AH! Are you ok? I'm so sorry!"

Izumi just leaned against the wall for support then when she regained her breath she stood up and smiled,

"It's Ok it happens a lot. I just over did myself. By the way great job."

Daisuke then took his eyes from Izumi to Ed and Al who were both staring at him in complete shock. Daisuke blushed and followed Izumi into the house. She led him into a small room and said,

"You can sleep here tonight."

She was about to leave when she turned back towards Daisuke,

"What you did out there was amazing. But if we do spare again don't expect to get so lucky, I'm just used to my idiot students who stay down for a little before attacking again."

She smiled.

" Of course. Good Night."

Izumi left the room.

"Well that was an interesting day."

I smirked, enjoying this. Daisuke nodded and curled into bed. Falling asleep quickly. I followed suit.

Daisuke woke up when he heard others getting up. He walked downstairs and was welcomed by smells of tea and breakfast.

"Oh your up Daisuke, that's good. Could you go get Ed and Al? They're in the room across from you."

Izumi asked, not looking up from her cooking.

"Sure thing."

Daisuke turned and went back upstairs. He poked his head in the door and saw Al reading a book and Ed still sleeping.

"Izumi says you both need to come downstairs."

Al looked up from his book and went to wake up his brother. Daisuke just noticed that Ed's right arm and left leg were metal.

"Dark!"

Daisuke's annoying voice woke me up.

"What the hell is so important you had to wake me?"

I growled but Dai had gotten used to my grumpiness by now and ignored it,

"Look at Ed's arm and leg! They're metal."

"Oh so they are. I still don't see why you had to wake me for that."

Dai just rolled his eyes and I fell back asleep. Ed was just as grumpy as Dark in the morning and he grumbled about now getting enough sleep as he got up. Daisuke focused back on the world in front of him to see Ed looking at him funny like he was waiting for a question to be answered.

"I'm sorry what?"

"You space out a lot you know that?"

Daisuke nodded with a blush,

"I was actually asking about why you spaced out last night and now apparently."

" Oh um, I just-"

Daisuke was saved by Izumi yelling at everyone to get downstairs. Daisuke sighed with relief and ran downstairs. Ed and Al followed slower,

"He's defiantly hiding something but the question is what?"

Ed asked his brother who just nodded. When they made it downstairs they were greeted by flying knives, which were dodged with screams.

"Didn't I tell you to get down here fast? What took you two so long?"

Izumi stood near the doorway, another knife in her hand,

"We were just talking so we walked a little slower, sorry Teacher."

Ed said still a little shaken from the knife that missed him by an inch.

"You should be, sit and eat. The food is already slightly cold."

Daisuke was eating and watching with eyes that took in everything. Ed looked at him but sat down and piled his plate high and started eating. After a minute Izumi spoke up,

"So where are you heading off to next."

Ed stopped eating long enough to answer,

"Were going to Central. I need to report to Mustang and look though the new shipment of books they got."

Izumi nodded but she had frowned at the mention of Mustang.

"We'll be leaving this afternoon to catch the 2 o'clock train."

Again Izumi nodded.

"Daisuke will be coming too correct?"

Ed nodded.

"Good."

That was the last of the conversation for the breakfast. I woke and started annoying Daisuke again.

"I wonder where Wiz is."

"Me too, you'd better call him before he goes hungry."

"I'll call him when we're alone."

Daisuke agreed and went back to eating. Daisuke helped with clean up then went out with Ed and Al for training. He hadn't planned to work but Izumi suggested it so he had to.

"Hey Dai, how about I take over but stay looking like you, I'm bored."

"Fine but don't do anything stupid."

"I would never!"

I smiled as I got to take control carefully still looking like Daisuke.

"Ok go start off with a jog around the city."

Ed and Al started right away and I followed close behind, Thankfully I like running and won't fall over from exhaustion like Daisuke would. As the house came within a mile, or that's what Ed said, Al and Ed started sprinting towards the end and I followed, matching their speed perfectly until I saw the house and got bored with their pace. I sped forward until I was going my full speed and got there a minute or two before the brothers did.

"That was fun. Dai your turn."

I released my control on Daisuke's body and sat back to watch. Ed came up and looked at Daisuke with a shocked face that has gone from funny to annoying, seeing how much he uses it. He was about to say something but was lifted in the air and thrown along with Daisuke and Al. Daisuke was the only one to land on his feet. It continued like that for a while until the clock ran 1:30.

"Oh time for you three to get ready."

She stood up and walked away from the three boys scattered around the yard and the only one who looked slightly ok was Daisuke and he was banged up. I just couldn't stop laughing.

"Dai she makes your Mom's traps look simple!"

"Shut up Dark."

Crap. Daisuke was so worn out he said the last line out loud. Ed and Al looked at him strangely then Ed's face become victorious and vicious,

"Who were you talking to Daisuke, who's Dark? Is he why you keep spacing out?"

Then he clapped his hands and pressed them to the ground blue lightning appeared around where him hands were and then two giant hands make of stone flew out of nowhere at Daisuke. He yelped and jumped, narrowly avoiding the stone hands, "What was that for?" Daisuke yelled Ed just clapped his hands again and hit the side of the house making vines spring from the house and try to wrap around Daisuke's ankles but he was used to this thanks to his mother.

"Daisuke change into me fast! I'll call Wiz and we can at least avoid him until we can explain!"

Daisuke was to busy avoiding the vines so he just nodded. Daisuke tried his best to picture Risa in his mind so the transformation could take place.

"WIZ!"

The familiar answered his call in seconds and Dark flew up out of the smoke.

"Hey Edward! What the heck are you doing? If you wanted to ask us something you could've just, you know ASK!"

This kid was really pissing me off. (By the way I don't hate Ed but I think Dark would.) Ed was dumbfounded as he stared at the dark angel. Dark flew towards them and landed, ready to jump, about twenty feet away from the short teen.

"Really we were starting to trust you so we would of told you! Maybe"

I pretty much yelled, trying to talk some sense into the boy's thick skull. Ed had starting ignoring me, me, the great Phantom Thief Dark, and was looking around for someone,

"Um, excuse me, impolite small child? I was talking to you!"

something about what I said apparently really ticked him off because he froze and turned to me with a demonic killer glare that almost bested Krad's, almost. He then just leaped at me screaming,

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT HE COULD ONLY BE SEEN UNDER A MICROSCOPE?"

I just took the air making him run into a wall. I couldn't help but laugh at him.

"Brother!"

Al came running over to see if he was ok. Ed had slightly recovered so he just went back to searching for someone,

"YO, Edward Elric! Who are you looking for?"

This kid was as annoying as Daisuke, and that's saying something.

"HEY!"

Daisuke yelled, offended. I just smirked. Ed drew his eyes from the rooftops to glare at me; I resisted the urge to stick my tongue at him like a child (You know Dark would do that.)

"I'm looking for Daisuke, the coward ran off right when you appeared."

Wow, as annoying as Daisuke and as stupid as Risa. This is one sad little boy. I just stared at him for a good long time before falling from the sky, laughing. It's a good thing I wasn't very high up.

"You are the dumbest boy, ever! And I've been around for a good four hundred years!"

Ed just looked/glared at me in confusion/anger.

"Dai is right here!"

Ed looked around,

"You must be blind you freak because he isn't here."

I glared at that "freak" comment but I now know what annoys him so I can get him back whenever I want.

"Of course you can't see him I'm here."

Ed just looked at me with confusion. For god's sake its like I'm talking to a two year old.

"Ok. I'll spell it out for you."

I bent down so I could look him in the face I was at least two heads taller than him.

"Daisuke and I share the same body. When I'm in control I look like this. When Daisuke is in control he looks like what you saw, average height with red eyes and spiky hair that defies gravity. Do…you…understand…now?"

I pronounced out everything slowly so he could, hopefully, understand. Ed was still staring at me blankly. I face palmed.

"Fine I'll just show you then. Daisuke please make these imbeciles understand what is going on. They are really annoying me."

"Fine, but if you got me in trouble I'm turning back into you so you can take the punishment."

With that Daisuke took back control and stood there, very awkward as Ed and Al stared at him. Daisuke was saved from a million questions by a flying ham I think that hit Ed square on the back of the head, almost knocking him out.

"YOU STUPID BOY! LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY HOUSE! FIX IT RIGHT NOW!"

Izumi screamed at Ed who sat up, rubbing his head and grumbling. Then walked over to the house to fix it.

"All done, now."

He turned back to Daisuke but was this time hit by a suitcase. Izumi stood and calmly said,

"You do realize you have five minutes before your train leaves, right."

The three boys looked a the clock at the exact same time Ed and Al with extreme shock and Daisuke with mild shock seeing he put up with this almost everyday. They all quickly thanked Izumi and ran to the station, making it just in time. Next Stop, Central.