Pleasing the Audience 13
Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to DC or Marvel. I own Farrah/Persiana and Lance/Diablos.
One Shot
Blue Beetle walked on camera,
"Persiana13, we have a problem."
Beetle, I'm in the middle of several other projects. Go bother someone else.
Blue Beetle said,
"It's important. It's about Fire and Tigra."
Oh, this'll be good.
Blue Beetle asked,
"What do those two see in me? I don't understand why they constantly have to flirt and fight over me."
Diablos entered,
"You think you got it bad? Farrah is completely shameless and hormonal for me. And Cheetah, she's not any better."
Tigra entered with Farrah and Cheetah,
"Hi, boys."
Girls, tweedledee and tweedledum over here were wondering why you like them so much.
Farrah smiled,
"Easy. Lance likes to work out and has such a great-looking ass; I just want to tear into it!"
Diablos blinked,
"O-K. That's interesting to know.
Cheetah purred lustfully,
"I know what you mean. Diablos definitely likes to work out."
Tigra grinned and waved playfully,
"And big brains are SOOOOO sexy, especially on a buff guy like Blue Beetle.
Blue Beetle blinked,
"O-K."
Farrah added,
"And you're all fun to chase."
Fire entered, scowling,
"Now, hold on a second! Blue Beetle is my man!"
She glared at Tigra,
"Just what can you offer him that I can't?"
Tigra said,
"Bea, let me tell you a secret about were-cats; we're contortionists. Our spines are so flexible yoga experts couldn't bend the way we can."
Farrah grinned,
"Plus, cats are creatures of sex. We know how to please men."
Plus, you two are decent, nice guys. Crazy chicks love a sane guy; they get to bring him down to their level of insanity.
Blue Beetle groaned,
"Thanks for that, Persiana13."
Diablos whispered to Blue Beetle.
"Now would be a good time to run."
Blue Beetle nodded in agreement. The two started to walk silently away.
Hey, ladies. You're boy toys are getting away.
Diablos groaned,
"I hate you, Persiana13."
He noticed the hungry look in the girls' eyes and swallowed,
"Uh-oh. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
The chase began and went off camera. Farrah said off camera,
"Come back, Diablos! You still smell like fish!"
Fire shouted off camera,
"Stay away from my man, Tigra! He's mine!"
The wonders never cease around here.
Superman entered,
"Persiana13, I am not happy."
When are you ever happy, Boy Scout?
Superman was stunned,
"What is the matter with you, having us fight Doomsday? Have you totally lost your mind?"
Yes. But, that's not the worst part.
Superman swallowed,
"There's more?"
Yep, you're going to be fighting Brainiac and, after that, a villain from your past. Trust me when I tell you; you'll really hate me then!
The author laughs evilly. Superman shook his head,
"I hate working for you, Persiana13.
Oh, are my readers going to be in for a real treat. Little did they realize who it is going to be. I also can't wait to see the look on Farrah and the Avengers' faces when I bring back a hero from the dead.
The author began to laugh maniacally.
End of One Shot.
