.:Sushi-ness:.
(Oneshot)
Author: Kouu no Haru
Rated: K+
Word Count: 587 words. Awfully little
Fandom: Naruto
Summary: Team Gai faces tragedies everyday…
Pairings: No Pairings
Disclaimer: No, I don't own Naruto, neither do I own Colgate, but I do own my stupidity and stuff
So, our story starts as Lee, the beautiful green beast of Konoha was walking down the youthful streets of Konoha. He had the sudden compulsion to eat sushi, well, because sushi is tasty, and he was right next to a beautifully youthfully green sushi shop as well. How convenient!
Rock Lee beadily eyed the colourful plate of delicately decorated sushi, complete with a carefully shaped and carved tea cup, filled with, well, tea.
He stretched his mouth open, pearly white inventions of Ninja-Colgate gleaming in the extremely artificial light of the restaurant. Before he could plop the rice-carved creation in his mouth…
"Don't eat me!" a pitiful plea pierced through the air. Lee jumped in shock, the crab-stick sushi falling back on the elaborately painted plate. Looking around at the unaffected patrons of the same shop, he resumed his meal.
Picking up the piece of sushi again, he tried to continue eating, but again was thoroughly disturbed by battle-cries.
"NOO!!!!!!!" he was then beaned in the stomach by a salmon roe sushi. He stared at the plate in surprise, as the other sushi charged at him.
The next thing he saw was the insides on his eyelids.
Tenten paused outside the sushi store.
"Did I just hear fighting?" being the nosy-parker she is, she entered the sushi store. Bad Tenten! You aren't supposed to ruin the plot!
Tenten peered through the blue curtain-ish stuff that covers the doorway of the sushi store to see random sushi jumping on Lee. Stepping back in horror, she ran away, screaming something about blue cheese and purple muppets.
Ten miles later, she realised something, something wonderfully wonderful and youthful. "Yes! I can go steal the Green Spandex of Youth™ now!"
Neji wondered why his days suck. First he woke up in the morning, suddenly remembering about his father's death. He wanted to angst for a proper hour but nooo, Hiashi just had to intercept and force him to get up and train, so he bashed up Hiashi during training.
And Hinata thought he was mean and therefore grounded him for the day. Shucks, he had to stay in his room, and he was banned from all hair products! The horror!
Then, she evilly made him apologize to Hiashi, who by then, was crying because of his 'boo-boo'. So, Neji had to sacrifice 'Bunny-chan' (AKA - His stuffed toy) to keep Hiashi happy.
Neji, while grounded and stuck in his room, decided to escape by climbing out of the window. However, our Hyuuga prodigy HAD to fall, and get twigs and mud in his hair. At least he got out of his room, but Hyuuga Neji NEVER looked on the bright side of life - especially if he had no conditioner with him.
Later, as Neji continued his way downtown, he saw everyone muttering and pointing at him. Hmph, they were just jealous because they didn't have such pretty hair.
And he saw two familiar buns across the street! Waving his hands madly, he screamed like a rabid fangirl of doom…
"TENTEN! TENTEN! OVER HERE!"
…Only to regret it when Tenten appeared in a Green Spandex of Youth™, orange legwarmers and a Colgate grin. GASHP!
Neji died on the spot, only to get his hair eaten by a passing Gai.
Lee soon woke up in a broken down shop. Pushing the rubble aside and brushing the dust off his valuable Green Spandex of Youth™. Eyeing the area beside his foot, he found a pile of squashed sushi. Hm, perhaps that's what happened.
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