Wacky Bowling Night

It was a normal Friday night for two teenage boys Stephen and Johnny.

"Hey, dude." said Stephen. "Are you ready to go bowling?"

"Yep. Just let me get my bowling ball." So Johnny got his bowling ball and they got in the blue jeep and drove down to the bowling alley. They got their shoes and payed for their lane. Then they went and started their match. This is what they saw:

On one side of the bowling alley sat Luigi and Mario, with a very angry look on his face. On the other side sat Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Raiden, Liu Kang, Kung Lao, and various other characters from Mortal Kombat meditating and preparing for the bowling tournament for the control of Earthrealm. Still, on another side of the bowling alley stood two dumb Spartans trying to figure out what they were supposed to be doing.

While Johnny and Stephen were playing, RockBroly 15 and Johnny11223344 were at the far ends of the bowling ring.

"What are we supposed to be doing?" said Rock.

"I don't know," Said John, "But those things over there look like white grunts. We better take them out." So they each took out their pistols and started firing at the bowling pins. They didn't hit one. Then, suddenly, the manager of the place, a fat white man with a loooooooooooooong beard came up to them. "What the HELL do you two think you're doing? You're supposed to use bowling balls!"

"Oh!" Said John. "Okay!" And the manager walked away.

"Hey John." Said Rock,

"Yeah?"

"What's a bowling ball?"

"I don't know."

Meanwhile, in the middle lane, the heroic, dramatic, and violent Super Mario Brothers got ready to play. We love them, we know them. Well actually, some of us know them, the ones who read our stories. We wish we had enough money to buy flash and make them into cartoons, but yeah whatever.

"I can't wait to do BOWLING BOWLING BOWLING BOWLING BOWLING BOWLING-"

"Luigi, shut up!" Yelled Mario. "God! You locked me in my own house after begging me to come here. Can we just play?"

"BOWLING BOWLING BOW- I want a purple ball!"

"Wait!I smell something. Burning rubber and hair. It's none other than-"

"It's-a me! Sonic!" Sonic the Hedgehog stood behind him with his friend Tails.

"Hey, that's my line! Nobody steals my line!"

"I'm better than you, Mario! I've got hookers, and I challenge you."

"I don't wanna do your stupid challenge."

"Me and Tails are gonna beat you all the way!"

"I don't wanna play you at bowling."

"Because you're a short, lazy, cowardly, fat, mushroom-eating troll?"

"Okay, That's it! Nobody talks about my mushrooms that way! You're on!"

All of a sudden Luigi stuck his long round nose in between the two of them. Mario said "Luigi, not now."

"But it itches!" Yelled Luigi.

At the first lane, Raiden prepared the champions of Earthrealm, Liu Kang, Sub-Zero, Johnny Cage and Kung Lao for the next Mortal Kombat tournament.

"Okay, guys." Said Raiden. "The Elder Gods decided that fighting was too dangerous. So the fate of Earth will now be decided in a bowling tournament instead of a fighting tournament this time."

Liu Kang said "What? Why?" in a high pitched accent. Kung Lao said "What the fuck are you talking about?" said in an emo voice. Sub-Zero didn't say anything. Johnny Cage said "Come on! I'm Johnny Cage!" In a cocky tone. Everybody started meditating while they waited for their challengers. Rock walked by them and said "Man, you guys are depressing!"

Johnny and Stephen looked around. Johnny said "This is going to be a weird night."

End of Chapter One.