I don't own Naruto, I only own my lapto- wait no, that's my sisters. Oh well.

It was typical morning for (Whoever) when s/he was suddenly awoken by a loud bang! It was only moments later that they ended up in the Akatsuki base. How? Don't ask me. I don't know. I am not that good at Science. The whole Akatsuki (don't ask me why they are all in the same room) stared at him/her. (Whoever) suddenly has a kunai to his/her neck!

"Who are you?" Asked (A Akatsuki member)

"I'm (Whoever), so there (Blah, blah generic character self-introduction),"

The very next moment, (Whoever) was dead without a head! I can rhyme! Who cares? Not the Akatsuki! They probably already know how that little shit got there and probably just don't care about the little no-longer-alive! You thought they'd actually survive? Please! Akatsuki! You really thought they'd let some little shit-head who pooped up and gave them attitude a chance to live? Especially when their a weak little bugger with no life since they have a tragic past which probably has nothing on theirs? Yeah! Grow up!