Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
There always exist in the minds of dreamers, the possibility of "what if?" These scenarios can be as mundane as single change or as fantastical of wonders that could never exist, but are still hoped to possibly be.
This story is such a what-if. Unrealized, but there all the same, waiting the day that its protagonists reach it.
One day soon, a what-if scenario will exist, but for now all that exists is this:
Naruto opened the door to his apartment and was not surprised in the least to see the masked ANBU standing there; still did not stop him from pinching the bridge of his nose to ward off the inevitable migraine.
Holding a hand to stop the elite ninja from speaking, he let out a sigh. "She went outside naked again?" he asked in the manner of someone well accustomed to something that others would find to be completely insane but to the individual was no more novel than tying his or her shoes.
"No," the praying mantis ANBU answered.
Naruto looked up, giving the ninja a strange glance. Could it be she was finally learning?
"She stripped as soon as she entered the restaurant," the ANBU said. Of course, she did.
