10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black!
10. Never us English around him- instead bark!
9. Call him a space heater.
8. Tell him that dogs make good pets-,not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVP'd to the wedding yet.
6. Tell him that real men SPARKLE!
5. Walk up to him and tell him you have imprinted. Say too him that you love him and that you demand his paw in marrige.
4. Tell him that he runs at a toasty 108.9 that Bella still doesn't find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is┘ and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things┘ doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
