METAL GEAR SOLID: PATRIOT OF THE SNAKES
Snake was on a sneaking mission. Snake thought about this train of events like so: i have to save the captiveee... he said
"Snake. Your mission will be to Save the Captive. My Frequency is on this Channel. It hasn't changed One Bit." said the Kernal.
"copyh. I'll save the captivegh..."
the first guy was just around the corner. "This guy looks smart." he tried to chuse his option.
"maybe i can distract him with a sound."
"rggghhh..."
"what is that sound? could metal gear be awakening...?" said the guy and left.
"Metal gear? what in the ass is that?"
he called for some advice from the kernal.
"Kernalll, what is a metal gear?"
"snake, please just do your mission." said kernal supsicuously.
"I will find out what metal gear is... but first i must find the captiveee"
He swam underwater just do such a thing. he found the guy underwater but wearing scuba gear.
"wow, they ancored him to the bottom of this water and then gave him scuba gear so he would slowly drown..."
he got the guy out. so our guy floats to the surface and says
COUGH COUGH HAAAH HAAAH
"youve saved me boss..."
snake was the boss. his full title is Solid Snake the Huge Boss. he is the biggest boss in the history of stealthy people.
"tell me what metal gear is..."
"metal gear is the NUCLEAR GEAR."
"nuclear gear? what kind of nonsense just streams through your mouth you very strange person..."
"its a plant to nuke the president of the united states!"
"NUKE... THE PRESIDNET?" Snake ran out to find out where the metal gear was and stop it for good. he ranned through the corridors and runned past the guards but made sure also to sneak as well. he even knocked some guys innto the water for good measure.
he snuck through the grate. down there he saw... METAL GEAR.
"thats the metal Gear!" said snake. "I must stop it from detonating!"
he jumped through the grate and unscrewed metal gears box thing. "it seems there are wires. which wire will make it stop?"
"hmm, how about this wire?" he unplugs metal gear.
BEEP BEEP
"Snake. The metal gear... you have unplugged it. This is why I wanted you to stop."
"you were hoping i would cut a wire and get electrocuted... what would make you go this far?"
"I was going to pretend to be the president and get nuked to save the president... this would have ensuredd against nuclear war... now nuclear war will happen!"
"noooooooo!" said snake
BEEP BEEP
"this the president, yall." said president lydon baines jonson. "it seems things will not be goin wayl... snake... it was a great mission... kernal roy ginsberg... i wish you the best in this new nuclear world..."
then there was a boom noise and then static...
"PRESIDENTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT" said snake with guilt
"Theres no time to cry now. We must fight in the new nuclear war and avenge the president" said kernal.
"Thats riiiiight. I cant keep living in this pain."
"Age hasnt slowed you down one bit."
WILL THE NUCLEARS BE STOPPED BY SNAKE AND KERNAL?
WILL TRUE PATRIOTISM BE AVENGED IN THIS NUCLEAR WAR?
