Computers Are Useless

Summary: Sherlock's opinions on computers are far different than those of John's.

Rating: K

Disclaimer: I don't own Sherlock nor its characters.

"Computers are useless," Sherlock said.

John could only continue standing in the doorway, leaning heavily against the frame as he stared at the crumpled, destroyed pieces on the floor. There were several bullet holes through the plastic and silicon. All that remained of what had once been his laptop.

"They can only give you answers," Sherlock continued, resting his chin on his steepled fingertips and ignoring the pistol in his lap. He stared across the room at the skull on his bookshelf as though addressing it instead of a shell-shocked doctor. "I need problems, John. I'm bored, John."

"Sh-Sherlock!"

"Oh, relax, John. Mycroft will buy you a new one. Though the next will be as useless as the first, I'm sure."