Oh jeez, we are soooo good. Here is the first (and secondish) part of the new prophecy. I know it's hard to believe but this one is even harder to understand and less organized then Warriors: Our Version. But you will read it and pis yourself laughing anyway. Oh ya and we wanna tell you that all the books will be kinda bunched together amongst the chapters cuz we were too lazy and didn't really care enough to seperate them. So uh ya. This whole story should be read in a husky voice. (whatever the fuck that is) cuz we find it funny.
Disclaimer: We don't own any of these naughty-dog-cats, so don't sue us.
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THE NEW PROPHECY, MU HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Brambelbreast of Thunderpile becomes so enthralled in his breasts that he starts dreaming about them. Three cats (and Stormlicker /
Stormfur) from the other piles join him in these delicious dreams. (Featherblowjob, Crowraper, and Tawnyass.) The 5 paranoid whore-
cats have a random idea to go the big water and suck on a badger. Brambelbreast brings his mounting block, Squirrelutter along on the
adventure cause she's already attached anyway. The rampaging cats also hope that their journey willl save the forest from Sheryl and her
wilddog–machines. (8 Simple Rules) They have to travel through horny deserts and seek the wisdom of the mighty erection master named
Largemoon (a.k.a. the badger) They sleep with the shiny rock that causes pleasure to the uterus and tells them to se the tribe of endless
stripping.
They then travel through endless menstration and are sexually attracted to the prostitutes living in the mountains (a.k.a. the tribe of endless
stripping) , especially Stormlicker who is immediately seduced by Brook of Quick Pelvic Thrusts. He liked it, in fact he was so turned on
that he had to save her from The Large Testicle Dog Cat Thing Of All Forms Of Doom And Destruction. But it turns out that he doesn't
have the scrotum muscle needed to plunge The Large Testicle Dog Cat Thing Of All Forms Of Doom And Destruction to pregnancy. So
he asks his sister to do it for him because she already has a muscular pelvic gland shoved up her that is giving her great pleasure like the
kind you feel when getting it on with a washing machine. (except in this case Crowfeather is the motherfucker) She quickly pulls him out
of her uterus, And thrusts herself at the boulder that is hurdling fast at Stormlicker and The Large Testicle Dog Cat Thing Of All Forms Of
Doom And Destruction that is almost pregnant. Stormlicker is saved but Featherblowjob is crushed under the rock with The Large
Testicle Dog Cat Thing Of All Forms Of Doom And Destruction that is now in labor. They have a heated affair under the rock but its
intensity kills them. Crowraper is left staring at the limp body of Featherblowjob noticing how sleek her legs are and how luscious her lips
are. He fucks her one more time before eating his cock in grief.
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That is the end of the first (and secondish) part of this lovely slab of meatball flavoured steaksauce. I hope u licked it up spaztically and effectively you mothers.
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