"Alright, first order of business...!" He clapped once, spun, and pointed at River. "Off with the lipstick."

Amy frowned. "Wait, why?"

With a chuckle, River teased, "He doesn't like it."

"No, no, I think it makes you look dashing, very sexy."

Folding her arms, Amy spoke again. "Then why does she had to take it off?"

"There could be all sorts of drugs laced into that stuff." He waved his hand at them and began to head for the doorway. "And if it's ecstasy again, River, you'll probably end up pregnant this time 'round!"

Amy's mouth gaped as she rounded on her daughter. "You gave him ecstasy?!"

With a smirk, River began wiping the lipstick onto her sleeve, which instantly disappeared courtesy of the TARDIS. "That was a fun night. He flat out exhausted me, and then spent another half hour kissing and caressing the TARDIS. Sexy particularly enjoyed that night too." The ship hummed on the edge of River's consciousness. "Don't wory, Mother; the effects are slightly different to a Time Lord... It enhances our feelings of desire for someone we possess a passion about by tenfold. Not just who, or what, ever is in the room."

"Who knew the Doctor was such a sexual deviant?" Amy took a moment before the shocked demeanor took over again. "You're my daughter! You can't just go around drugging people, especially not the Doctor!"

"Mother, he's so neurotic it's hard to notice. I've drugged him loads of times and you never knew."

Even though she was still shocked, Amy laughed. "River, I'm banning you from using the lipsticks while on the TARDIS, okay?"

"Yes, Mother." River planted a quick kiss on Amy's cheek and hurried up the stairs after the Doctor.

A sudden woozy feeling washed over Amy. She felt her cheek and sure enough, it was slightly sticky. As she stumbled towards the stairs, she yelled out, "RIVEEEEEERRRR!"