(Written for Brittana Week: Genderswap. Thanks again to the amazing Muriel!)
"Hey, Honey, come here, I wanna show you something."
"What is it?"
"Give me your hand. Relax, it's kinda cool."
"Brit? What? Is that a sock?"
"Just keep it there. Hold on a minute."
"Brittany."
"Brittany?"
"Brittany!"
"Isn't it cool?"
"Uh. What—?"
"We traded. Me and Kurt."
"Traded."
"Uh-huh. It's a unicorn thing. It's just for a day, so."
"So?"
"Wanna try it out?"
"With Kurt's?"
"Uh-huh."
"So, wait, he's trying out… yours?"
"Uh-huh."
"I think I'm gonna need a drink."
"Then we can try it out?"
"Yeeeeeah, I think maybe then we could try it out."
"You do love me the most."
