Dear Dr. Schlippe,
For a substantial sum of money, I, the Kazekage of Sunagakure, wish to take you into my employ and counsel my eleven-year-old son, Gaara. Gaara is a rather special case: he is the jinchuuriki of Ichibi no Shukaku and, as a result, has a tendency to be wholly unstable. Previously unsuccessful psychoanalysts have been victimised. I hope you have more luck.
Yours in confidence,
Yondaime Kazekage
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Dear Yondaime Kazekage,
I sincerely apologise for my unavailability at this time and I wish you all the best of luck in searching for a psychoanalyst who isn't extremely busy.
Most unfortunately booked up until you have yourself another psychoanalyst,
Artem- I mean, Dr F. Roy Dean Schlippe
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Dear Dr Schlippe,
I am sorry to hear that. Unfortunately, I do not have time to waste waiting for the most extensively published psychoanalyst to become available – I am, after all, a very busy man. Please inform all your other clients of your unavailability at this time. I have enclosed a first-class plane ticket to the Shinobi Nations within this envelope for the 5th of May. My son will be waiting at the airport accompanied by his two elder siblings.
Looking forward to meeting you,
Yondaime Kazekage
P.S. Do not bother refunding me for the tickets – consider it an extension of my payment.
