The Zubba Queen
by Yoshizilla-Fan
Yoshizilla-Fan: Lately I've been playing Banjo-Kazooie, and it's such a shame that Click Clock Wood is overused by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus. But who says I can't go retro?"
Banjo and Kazooie were exploring the famous Click Clock Wood, being bored out of their minds in the Spring section.
"It sure is boring around here, now that the Zubba King's been defeated." Banjo commented.
Kazooie sighed. "You're telling me? This freaking Wood is one of the most over visited locations of all time!"
"Hey, just because us, a pink mushroom gal, an anthromorphic crocodile, an feminine male bee, a silver colored hedgehog, a brunette princess, a plant girl, a cotton girl, an icing loving, green haired girl, a fish whose hungry to have his fryers revved up, a gassy pink hedgehog, a gassy airhead blonde, a sugar loving purple girl, and many, many others have been here, doesn't mean this place is that overused." Banjo shrugged.
Kazooie rolled her eyes, groaning a bit. "Whatever. Don't forget that most of the time, they all had to put up with that Zubba King."
Banjo sighed. "I guess you're right."
Meanwhile, somewhere far, far away...
"So, that bothersome bear and that bumbling bird have caused a ton of trouble for us Zubbas?" spoke a non-familiar voice.
"Yes, my queen. You have no idea what I had to do, the success and failures that I've gone through, and in the end, I ended up crashing into water!" the Zubba King mentioned.
As the Zubba King finished, a much larger Zubba than him who was wearing a queen's crown, red lipstick, and was standing on a large number of Zubba eggs, turned around to face him. "You kings can be such idiots! Like that bomb king and mushroom shaped king from the Mushroom Land, or any king from that land!" the Zubba Queen complained.
"So what? We do our best because we're bigger than the rest!" the Zubba King rhymed. "Well, in this case, excluding you."
The Zubba Queen flew up to the edge of the entrance of her huge hive. "As the first Zubba ever to live, I say it's time I helped to deal with those pesky bumblers!"
"My Queen, I've dealt with that bear, that bird and almost every single trespasser in Click Clock Wood. Be careful." the Zubba King warned.
The Zubba Queen looked out into oblivion. "I'm going to need a massive Zubba army for this."
