Egan sighed as he slipped into the hot water of his bath. letting out a small fart to bubble the water, he leaned back. It was bliss.
Thinking back on his day, it had been a hard one. Playing Freak Fortress was no easy job, and he'd had to rage at quite a few cappers to boot. He was so deeply immersed in his musings that he didn't notice Chaos Sweetroll slip into the room.
"Hey hunk is that a shampoo bottle or have you been thinking about me?" Chaos seductively whispered as he gestured at Egan's erect penis.
"HOLY SHIT WHERE DID YOU COME FROM" Egan scream, panicking. Slipping in his haste to get up, he smashed his head on the edge of the tub and was immediately knocked unconscious.
Some hours later Egan awoke to see a worried Chaos looming over him.
"Are you okay? Chaos asked worriedly.
"WHO ARE YOU?" Egan exclaimed.
"On the SLAG server I'm Chaos Sweetroll and I love you." he replied.
Egan was amazed that sentence had just been uttered with a straight face. He wasn't sure what to say. Furthermore, he wasn't sure why he was wearing black lingerie.
"Please, Egan, I've been dreaming of you..." Chaos began.
Egan didn't like where this was going. "What the fuck do you mean?" he spat out.
"Every time I see you on the server, every time you backstab a Hale or play as a scunt... I just can't hold back anymore. I NEED you, Egan!"
Egan was speechless. That was literally the nicest thing that anyone had ever said to him. Admittedly this might've been due to his parents being alcoholics who despised him, and everyone in school hating him because of his habit of pissing on textbooks.
He swallowed and struggled to reply. "Chaos, I-"
"Shhh, no words, only love." Chaos cut him off with a kiss.
Egan was shocked, but not unhappy. He felt Chaos' warm body clutching him tightly, both his muscles and large erection obvious through his thin clothing. The kiss quickly escalated as Egan was overcome with passion, his tongue seeking entrance into Chaos' mouth.
Of course, Chaos happily obliged. Well, at first, then he broke off.
"Why are you licking my teeth?" He asked.
"Sorry, I'm... not very experienced with this stuff..." Egan blushed scarlet.
Chaos grinned. "It's okay sugarplum I can teach you." He continued the kiss, impatiently invading Egan's mouth with his tongue.
The kissing went on like this for a while, Chaos teaching and Egan learning, until they began to grow impatient.
"Chaos, let's go all the way" Egan muttered breathlessly, and literally ripped Chaos' pants off of him in a display of the superhuman strength of love.
The cock that burst forth from the shreds of those pants was one that could pierce the heavens.
"Holy shit, I don't think I could handle that." Egan whistled softly.
"No, you'll have to work your way up... So for today you can be top. I've got a bit more practice with this than you do."
Chaos shift so that he was on all fours, his perky posterior positively pointing at Egan. It was more than Egan could stand. Grabbing the nearby lube, he dumped it onto his erect member and launched it into Chaos' poop passage with a fury comparable to a thousand suns (many argue it was only on par with 999 suns). Bucking his hips with wild abandon, Egan shove his fiddlystick deeper and deeper into Chaos' shitstormer, moaning all the while.
"YES GIVE IT TO ME" Chaos screamed as his doodoo maker was filled in such a way as he had never experienced.
"I WILL." Egan shouted back, still not knowing how dirty talk worked. At that moment he reached his peak, and ejaculated into Chaos. It had been a total of fifteen seconds.
Egan collapsed in a combination of satisfaction and shame.
"Don't worry it happens to the best of us..." Chaos muttered, tapping his back.
