Two Separate Interviews with Sasha and Connie
On their perceptions of one another
Connie? He's such a dick. He's always teasing me about how much I eat. Sometimes he calls me potatoe-girl. Well…actually everyone does that, I guess. But it's more annoying coming from him. All of the other trainees are completely stupid. I mean, Armin's smart, but come on! Food is food. It's really, really important. It's energy for fighting and energy for dealing with all of this crazy shit that won't stop happening. Plus...it's delicious~ How come no one else here seems to get that?!
Sasha? Tch. That girl never stops eating. Everybody's always making fun of her. What, me? Yeah…I guess I do too. But not as much as everyone else! I mean…it's a little annoying how much of a pig she can be, but it really doesn't bother me that much.
On the success of the trainee's plan to kill the Titan's within the Military HQ in Trost
Oh no, let's not talk about that. Seriously that was so awful and embarrassing.
Well, the idea was that seven of us would jump down and kill the seven Titan's all at the same time, but then Sasha and I both…sort of missed. It's a good thing Annie and Mikasa were there or we would have been toast.
It's too embarrassing to talk about! Really…I could barely look at any of them in the eye after that for days.
No, neither of us were injured, luckily. But Sasha was pretty upset about it….Yeah, you know…like kinda embarrassed or something. But I tried to get her to relax about it and eventually she got over it…How? Oh easy. I got her some food.
No really, I don't want to talk about this. You guys said there was gonna be lunch here right? Let's just move on to that.
On their appearances
Do I like his what?! His hair?...Well…he doesn't really have that much of it. Which is good, I guess, since he'll never accidentally get hair in our food when he's on kitchen duty…
My buzz cut is to show my dedication to the army. Short hair can't get caught in the 3DMG. Smart, huh?...Yeah, I guess Sasha's hair is really long. That just goes to show you where her priorities are.
Sure, it looks cute on him….I guess. Never really thought about it.
Do I like it? What the hell is that supposed to mean?!...I mean, yeah I guess it's pretty. But seriously, I don't pay much attention to Sasha's hair. She's always making such weird faces, that's what I'm noticing most of the time….No, actually I think they're kinda cute.
On what they like about each other
Oh! I know! Connie gives me food sometimes! Like when he doesn't want the rest of his dinner or something, he'll usually sneak it over to me. Nobody else would ever give me anything because they think I already eat too much as it is, but Connie understands.
What do I like about Sasha?...Hmmmm…
Actually, sometimes I feel a little bad about eating the stuff he gives me because I can tell that he's probably still hungry and could finish it himself. I don't know why he let's me have it….I only feel like 10% bad though. Heehee~
Well…I guess I really like that she's a normal girl, you know? She's not super badass like Mikasa, or super pretty like Krista, or super mean like Ymir…she's just kinda normal—except for how she eats so much—but I feel like I'm a pretty normal guy, so we get along well. We understand each other, I guess. And…I really like that.
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