Disclaimer: I'm waaay too tired to be messing around with this crap.

A/N: Ok well this is just a nice little one-shot that I wrote very late at night. Sorry if it's bad!

The dark lord rose from his bed on Saturday morning thinking about the evil plan he was about to execute. He crept downstairs and his target slowly came into view, Severus. He silently inched closer until he was a mere foot away from him. He raised his wand and prepared to do something he was going to do to harry one of these days:

"Boo!"

Severus jumped and hit his head on the surprisingly low ceiling. Voldemort was rolling on the floor laughing. Severus looked embarrassed and when Voldemort finally stopped laughing and wiped the remaining tears from his face the greasy git managed to mutter something to the extent of "I was just pretending to be scared."

"I'm sorry my dear greasy git but I have been planning that for a long time and you were the only one who was awake. Now let's watch some tv."

The supposedly dark lord sat down on his pink sofa and clicked the power button. A big purple dinosaur with some kids popped up and started dancing around.

"What is this?" Snape asked the room in general, "It appears to be some kind of big lizard that overdosed on essence of caring about people."

"Caring about people," voldemort chuckled, "who does that anymore? I suppose we could watch a little be nevertheless, just to see what it's about."

30 minutes later

Voldemort and Snape were sitting on the sofa hugging each other and crying.

"I'm so sorry Severus! I have been evil all of my life and I never realized that being good is what pays off! Don't ever leave me!

"Don't worry my happy lord. You are my best friend and will always be my best friend!"
They started singing together: "You love me I love you"

Maybe it's best we leave them alone…