Disclaimer- I don't own Harry Potter. Obviously.

Authors Note- This is based off of a true story, that happened to me. So Read & Review. And enjoy!

The Forgotten Cough

One day, Hermione and her friends, Harry and Ron, were doing homework in the Gryfindor common room when Ron coughed. Being polite, Hermione said, "Bless you." And continued with her potions homework.

"What?" She heard Ron ask.

"I said 'bless you'" She replied.

"And why the bloody hell did you say that?" Ron said, yet again interrupting Hermiones homework.

Getting irritated, she said, "You coughed, and it would be rude if I just ignored you, like Harry did."

Harry's head snapped up and he started saying, "I was not being rude, I was just-" but he was interrupted by Ron.

"I didn't cough!" Ron said.

"Yes you did. You coughed just a second ago!"

"I did not cough! I swear, your hearing things, Hermione." said Ron.

"I'm hearing things? No, Ronald, I think your just going mental. Harry, didn't Ron just cough?" Hermione said.

"I agree with Hermione, you are going mental, Ron." He replied with a nod. "Maybe we should take you to Madam Pomfrey, you know, to see what's wrong with you this time." Harry joked.

"Well, I didn't cough. I haven't coughed all day." Ron said.

"Whatever you say Ron, whatever you say…" Hermione laughed.

AN- I hoped you liked it and sorry about the crappy ending, but I couldn't think of anything else to put there. And I still don't remember ever coughing, or what me and my friends were even doing at the time, but they swear that I coughed… Rreview!