"Maureen, I'm home."
"Uh…don't come in for a minute Marky."
"Why not? It's freezing out here!"
"Just….don't, alright?"
"Maureen, stop being ridiculous, I'm coming in."
"No, Marky, stop! I'm…uh…..I'm naked!"
"Since when did you care who saw you naked? Remember that old lady downstairs who came outside every day to get her laundry? Remember the court case about indecent exposure of your – "
"Mark!"
"Sorry, but I'm coming in."
"No wait, I – "
"AARRGH!"
"I told you not to come in!"
"What the fuck Maureen?"
"I
can explain Marky!"
"Yeah, you'd better start fucking
explaining right now!"
"Well I was lonely and bored!"
"Bored? BORED? I come in and see you doing….THAT….with HIM? And you say you're bored?!"
"I still love you!"
"I don't care!"
"But I've cheated on you before, you didn't mind!"
"Maureen, there's being unfaithful, and there's this."
"I was curious! I wanted to see what it was like!"
"For God's sake Maureen, he's my damn best friend!"
"Don't tell me you haven't done it before!"
"Excuse me?"
"Come on! Or at least thought about doing it with him?"
"No! That's disgusting!"
"Oh, so you're calling what I just did disgusting?! I do the same thing with you!"
"Yes, but that's with me!"
"You know what Marky? Forget it. I knew you wouldn't understand. I'm outta here!"
"FINE! GO!"
Maureen slammed the door behind her. Mark looked down at the couch where Maureen previously was sprawled; glaring down at what stole his girlfriend away.
"Thanks a fucking lot, Scarfy."
A/N: I hereby apologise for the previous oneshot.
I have no idea whatsoever what Maureen was doing to Scarfy, that is for your own sick little minds to decide.
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