Very short drabbles. Just because.

I've posted something like this before (ficlets), but it got removed due to ratings that I was not aware of having. Seriously. Didn't even have any back-up for it. T.T Hopefully, this one is here to stay.

Disclaimer: the only things I own in this world are my crazy mind and fangirl heart.


1. NEW YEAR

"Hey, teme!"

"Hm?"

"Can you do us all a favor and drop the i-am-a-brooding-jerk-because-my-whole-clan-is-dead-and-i-will-avenge-them persona? It'll make a good New Year's resolution."

"Can't, baka. Already have a New Year's resolution."

"Ch. And what is that?!"

"To make you mine."

"I hate you."

"I love you, too."


2. VALENTINE'S DAY

"Naru-chan, where are my chocolates?"

"What chocolates?! I did not steal any of your freaking chocolates, you teme!"

"Baka, you're supposed to give me some."

"And why would I do that?!"

"Because it's valentine's and girls are supposed to give the guy they like chocolates."

"I am not the girl in this relationship!"

"..."

"Would chocolate drink do?"


3. WHITE DAY

"Naru-chan, let's go to Ichiraku's. I'll buy you ramen."

"R-really?! Can i get a large bowl of cha-"

"No. I'm buying you chocolate ramen."

"Cho-chocolate ramen? Is there even such a thing?!

"Today there is. And that's the only ramen I'll buy for you."

"WWWWWHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYY?!"

"Because you're my baka."


4. CHERRY BLOSSOMS

"Ne, Sasuke. Is there a person who doesn't think Sakura is beautiful?"

"I don't. She's quite annoying."

"Huh? Wait, I am not talking about Sakura the person here, you mean teme. I've long gotten over her. I'm talking about Sakura the season."

"Hn."

"What 'hn'?!"

"Either way, you're still more beautiful."

"Ok, head's up: I'll avoid you like the plague the whole day. I don't want your sappiness to rub off on me."


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I think I'll eternally be in pre-shippuden era or something. And I've forgotten how to properly fix the fic layout.

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