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"You look like hell." He said with a smirk.

"Thanks ever so. I've always appreciated it when people tell me how awful I look, especially when it goes so perfectly with how awful I feel." Bella retorted snappishly.

"Don't blame me; I'm just saying it like it is, you can't fault me for that." He rewarded her with one of his dazzling smiles. "And besides, you know you love me." He flipped her hair back lovingly over her shoulder, kissing her neck gently, hands roving her body.

"I hope this baby is another girl, I can't stand more than one of you."