It was a Friday in the summer in the
month of August in the year 2008. During this time, Bill and Tom
Kaulitz of Tokio Hotel are hanging out in Vouliagmeni Beach in
Athens, Greece. They were doing nothing but being protected by their
bodyguards, Tobi and Saki, and sitting on lounge chairs just watching
girls walk on by. "Bill, this is great, isn't it," Tom said.
"Yeah it is, I'm already enjoying the sunshine and the drinks,"
Bill said. "And the girls, don't forget the girls," Tom said.
Bill shook his head and then noticed three blonde women in bikinis,
one in particular, walking past him and Tom. Tom didn't notice
since he was too busy reading Maxim magazine, well he wasn't
reading it as much as he was looking at all the girls in sexy outfits
in the pictures. Bill nudged Tom in the arm and said, "Hey Tom
look, isn't that the girl you like?" Tom looked up from his
magazine and saw the same girls Bill saw and said, "Oh God, you're
right, it's Kendra from 'The Girls Next Door', she's so hot."
"Then why don't you go and talk to her," Bill said. "But I
can't, besides, she is a model from America dating a very old man
and I'm just a guitarist from Germany," Tom said as if he were
shy. "Just go up Tom, besides, you don't know what could happen,"
Bill said. "Alright, I'll do it, just to have you stop talking to
me to do it," Tom said as he got up and left to get a chance to
meet Kendra Wilkinson, who is one of the stars of 'The Girls Next
Door' and a model since she is one of three girls dating Hugh
Hefner who founded Playboy. Kendra was with Holly Madison and Bridget
Marquardt, who are also dating Hugh Hefner. Tom ran to catch up with
them and was waving his arms and yelling, "Kendra, girls, wait for
me." Holly heard him, well sort of, and tapped Kendra's shoulder
and said, "Hey Kendra, I think there's someone shouting your
name." After she said that, the girls stopped and turned around to
see Tom still running and screaming to them. He didn't notice as
how close he had gotten to the girls and gasped as Tom landed on top
of Kendra. "Sorry about that Kendra," Tom said as he got up and
lent a hand to help Kendra up. "Why were you running and screaming
like a maniac," Bridget asked. "Well, my twin brother saw you
guys walking and he knew that I have a crush on you," Tom said as
he looked at Kendra. "Wait, did you say you have a twin brother,"
Kendra said as Tom nodded his head. "Well, why don't you get him
over here," Holly said. "Bill, come on over, I'm finally
talking with them," Tom said as Bill was running as fast as he
could to his brother and the girls. As soon as he got there, Bridget
touched Bill's black and spiky hair and said, "I just love your
hair, I think it's sexy." "Well thank you, but it takes a long
time to make it," Bill said to Bridget. "I even see you have a
tattoo," Holly said as she noticed Bill's three-star tattoo on
the right side of his pelvis and near his hips. "Thanks, you girls
must be so filthy that there is not enough room for one for
yourself," Bill said. "Oh, that's where you're wrong,"
Bridget said as she turned to show her butt and knelt down to show
her Playboy Bunny tattoo in pink underneath the left butt cheek.
"Thank you," Tom said as he took a picture of the tattoo with his
camera. "Hey wait a minute, you said this was your twin brother,
you two look nothing alike," Holly said. "Well, I grew my hair
out and made it into dreadlocks and he dyed his black and let them
grow longer and he wears eye shadow," Tom said. "Oh, I feel so
silly that I forgot your name," Kendra asked Tom. "It's Tom
Kaulitz, and my twin brother is Bill," Tom said. "Tom and Bill,
that's cool, where are you guys from," Bridget asked. "We are
from Germany, and well, I have a big crush on you," Tom said. "Aww,
that is so cute, you know, since you like me, I'll leave you with a
tip," Kendra said as she leaned into and kissed him. After the
kiss, Tom went all crazy and ran down the shore back to the lounge
area. "He's crazy about you," Bill said to Kendra. "I could
tell," she said. "Well, see you when you're in LA," Bridget
said. "Actually we will be, we're nominated for two MTV Video
Music Awards so maybe we might see you," Bill said. "Wait, you're
in a music group, that is so cool," Bridget said. "Uh listen,
tell your brother that he can come by the mansion anytime he is in
Los Angeles," Kendra said. "No problem, I will tell him that,"
Bill said as he waved good-bye to the girls. Bill left the girls and
ran to the lounge seats and noticed Tom wasn't there. Bill thought
Tom went back to the hotel, so he ran back to the hotel lobby, where
he found Tom texting on his cell phone. Bill went straight to Tom,
ripped the cell phone away from his hands, and put it in the pocket
of his swim trunks. "What did you do," Tom said in an annoyed
manner. "I just saved you from being stuck in your room doing
nothing but MySpace updates and texting," Bill said. "When can I
get it back," Tom asked. "In the morning, for now, I found
something we can do to get rid of stress," Bill said. "What is
it," Tom asked. "There's a man here who does these natural
remedies that help people and I was thinking we could use him to get
rid of stress," Bill said. "That's a great idea, but where is
he located," Tom asked. "That's easy, he's across the room,"
Bill said as they both saw a blue sign that read 'Magical Remedies
and Fortune Tellings'. "You want to do it now," Bill asked.
"Well, it will help me get rid of stress, so why not," Tom said
as they walked quickly to the place. As they got there, they were
greeted by an old man in a fancy white robe named Cadmus. "How can
I help you," he said. "My brother and I were wondering if you can
help us," Bill said. "Well then, follow me," Cadmus said as the
twins followed him to a velvet curtained room with beads and a table
covered by a blue velvet tablecloth with a crystal ball on top. "Take
a seat, boys," he said as Bill and Tom sat down on wooden chairs.
"Now, what seems to be the problem," Cadmus asked. "Well, we
have been getting a lot of stress recently from traveling and
performing, and we were hoping if you have something for us to get
rid of the stress," Bill said to the old man. "Well as a matter
of fact I do," Cadmus said as he got a very dusty book out. He
opened it and found a remedy and said, "Well, here it is; now in
order for it to work, you two must hold hands." Bill and Tom held
each other's hands like the man said. "Good, now repeat after
me," Cadmus said as he recited the spell in Latin, since that it
was the language the book was in. "Meus pectus pectoris est an
ocean," Cadmus said. "Meus pectus pectoris est an ocean," the
twins repeated. "Profundum est meus animus. Is vita vero," Cadmus
said. "Profundum est meus animus. Is vita vero," Bill and Tom
repeated. "Est non meus calx," Cadmus said. "Est non meus
calx," Bill and Tom said. "Si vos would, quod commodo sis,"
Cadmus said. "Si vos would , quod commodo sis," Bill and Tom
repeated. "Ut nos dive in unda , Nostrum legs fio amo a piscis
piscis," Cadmus said. "Ut nos dive in unda , Nostrum legs fio amo
a piscis piscis," Bill and Tom repeated as the crystal ball had
blue smoke coming out of it. Bill and Tom also began floating and Tom
said, "What is happening?" "The spell is working, and soon,
your stresses will be gone," Cadmus said as the blue smoke began
swirling around the twins like a tornado and the smoke began swirling
very fast, which made the boys light up. After 30 seconds, the smoked
stopped swirling, the boys didn't light up anymore, and floated
gently down to their seats. When they got back down, Cadmus asked,
"So, do you feel relieved?" "Yeah, thank you, you know, I feel
like going to bed early," Bill said. "You know what, I am getting
a bit (yawn) sleepy," Tom said as he yawned. "Hope to see you
boys soon," Cadmus said as the boys waved good-bye. Suddenly,
Cadmus realized he had made a huge mistake and as the boys left he
said, "Oh no, I have made a terrible mistake, instead of getting
rid of their stress, I'm making them mermen."
To be
continued…. Will Bill and Tom know that they will get fishtails,
will they tell georg and gustav, what if the press finds out? Stay
tuned to wait and see.
