A/N: Whattup peps! Heres my first fic…. and its basically a very interesting conversation me and CC (Aido's little princees) had…but imagine ZK and HA are involved. BTW Me= ZO Aido's little princess= ALP

Disclaimer: If Vampire knight was mine, lets just say Zero wouldn't be so 'Serious'


ZO: Mints = white = Zero = Zero is SPEARMINT!.

ALP: o.O.

ZO: I kick butt at snogging Zero….and other things…in bed.

ALP: I kick butt at making Hanabusa happy.

ZO: I kick butt at making Zero blush.

ALP: I kick butt at making Hanabusa hard.

ZO: I kick butt at making Zero groan and grind his hips.

ALP: I kick butt at making him climax….

ZO: I kick butt at making Zero yell my name AS he climaxes…

ALP: I kick butt at-

Aido: C-Chan, what are you doing…?

Zero: I'm confiscating these notes...

ALP: Um, er well...um well..

Aido: *Evil grin*Wanna make it a reality you two?

ZO: (Dragging Zero into the nearest bedroom) Sorry what? Nah Ill stick with Zero

Zero: Shes mine.

Aido: Wanna go fours?

Zero: Im listening...

ZO: WHAT?...Oh shizzle (cracks knuckles) Im gonna be sore in the morning!

ALP: Erm, no i cant, i ...er AIDO DONT TOUCH ME THERE! HENTAI!

ZO: (Picks up chainsaw) Aido, let her go baka...


A/N: Well what did you think? :D I hope you enjoyed it so far….but there is till more to come! And please no hate….

Rainbows and fluffy bunnies

B-Chan x

Hentai = pervert

Baka = fool/idiot