"Taka, Tora, Batta: Ta-To-Ba! Tatoba, Ta-To-Ba!"

Slowly, an arm reached out from underneath a blanket, silencing an alarm. A teenage boy rose up from bed, yawning before getting dressed.

This, is Issei. A brunette who ended up having a strange encounter and even stranger dreams.

The rapping of fingers on wood caught his attention. The owner of the hand spoke, "Today's the day."

Tiredness forgotten, Issei got excited as he shot out of bed.


There were five figures standing on stage. The first one was a young man dressed in black, his clothes based on heavy land mammals. Second was a woman dressed in blue, with a marine theme with her clothes. Third was a man wearing various shades of green, his shirt showing various bugs. Fourth was a blonde male that wore yellow clothes with a savanna theme. Finally, there was a teen dressed in red, a few feathers fluttering down around him.

(Cue Kamen Rider OOO: Anything Goes!)

The one wearing green jumped at the guy in black started playing the drums, the one in red playing cords on a guitar. Green scoffed before speaking into a microphone,

"(You count the medals: 1, 2 and 3
Life goes on, Anything goes, Coming up OOO)!"

Yellow smirked before playing the trumpet, Blue giggling before singing into a separate microphone,

"Iranai motanai yume mo minai
FUREE na joutai... sore me ii kedo!" Green quickly interjected,
"(Kokkara hajimaru The show we're waiting for
Count the medals: 1, 2 and 3)!"

Red's right forearm briefly became claws before playing his piece of the cords, Blue continuing with a smile,

"Unmei wa kimi hottokanai
Kekkyoku wa susumu shika nai!" Green's eyes briefly flashed a bright green before he interjected,
"(Michi naru tenkai Give me energy
Count the medals: 1, 2 and 3)!"

Black and Red played a calming pace that built up the expectations. Blue smiled,

"Daijoubu. ashita wa itsudatte Blank
Jibun no kachi wa jibun de kimeru mono sa~!"

Black, Red, and Yellow shouted,

"OOO! OOO! OOO! OOO! Come on!"

Blue quickly followed up,

"Anything Goes! sono kokoro ga atsuku naru mono
Mitasareru mono wo sagashite
Life goes on! honki dashite tatakau no naru
Makeru ki shinai hazu!"

The music briefly rewinded, but she didn't miss a beat.

"Sotogawa ni SUTEITASU motomenai de
Uchi ni himeru jishin ga daiji" Green took on a dark tone,
"(Yokubou zoushoku Like no limit
Count the medals: 1, 2 and 3)!"

Blue suddenly became a marine-like humanoid monster, but didn't act any different.

"Sono sei wo kurabe narandatte
Imi nakunai? ichi nukeshi you!" Green suddenly became a humanoid monster that resembled insects.
"(You can be free from average
Count the medals: 1, 2 and 3)!"

Yellow became a bizarre humanoid that had traces of felines.

"Daijoubu. minna to chigatte mo ii
Betsubetsu sorezore dakara sou, kisekiteki~!"

This time, Red's left forearm became a claw as well.

"OOO! OOO! OOO! OOO! Come on!"

Issei suddenly entered the stage and took the guitar from Red, his Sacred Gear activating to cause a red gauntlet to appear on his right forearm.

"Anything Goes! sono kokoro ga motomeru mono ni
Shojiki ni nareba naru hodo
Life goes on! kasoku tsuite
Tomerare nakute makeru ki shinai hazu!"

Green spoke intensely,

"True spirit of heart never give up
Tell your mind and soul never to give up!"

Issei had a guitar solo before the pace of the music slowed down a bit.

"Ichi kara no SUTAATO soko kara
Tashizan wo tobashite
Kake zan de kakeagatte itte
Anything goes! Goes on..."

A belt suddenly appeared on Issei as Red turned into a red avian humanoid. Issei popped in a red, yellow, and green medal into the slots on the belt.

"OOO! OOO! OOO! OOO! Count the medals: 1, 2 and 3!"

Issei became Kamen Rider OOO TaToBa form, before running and jumping off stage, revealing that they were located on top of a skyscraper.

As blue sang, all of the band members returned to their human form.

"Anything Goes! sono kokoro ga atsuku mono
Mitaseraru mono wo sagashite
Life goes on! honki dashite tatakau no nara
Makeru ki wa nai
Anything Goes! kasoku tsuite
Tomarare nakute makeru ki shinai hazu!"


Issei ran to the Kuoh Academy, carrying a messenger bag, along with a giant metal canister on his back.

Meanwhile, back at his house, the fingers rapping on the table stopped, the 'hand' revealing itself to be a claw. The owner asked as a red banner/cloth appeared and draped over a chair that he promptly sat in, "So, what desire will I encounter, this time?" The owner was a teen with red fiery hair and amber eyes. He wore a black vest with a red sweater, along with dark jeans and sneakers. His left hand rested on top of a container containing a bizarre collection of medals that were of different colors and animal designs. Out of them, only four were on top of the container: a green beetle, a yellow lion, a gray rhino, and a blue orca.

Taking the four medals, he got up and walked out of the house, asking the medals as he went towards the local prison, "It's been a week since I checked. I wonder how much of a haul we will receive..."


This is the concept. Hope this is interesting to everyone!