25 ways to annoy bella swan!

1. go cliff diving and push her off the shallow end,

call her Albino,

3. Tell her James and Victoria tried to kill her 'cause Edward paid them to,

Bella one day nd when she asks what your doing say "i feel very protective of you",

Mike she wants to run away with him,

red contacts all day and roll in glitter glue,run up to Bella and say "looky what Edward did"

her a drunk everytime she falls,

her Carlisle thinks her fat content is highly unhealthy,

Aro to Bella's 18th birthday party,

Bella you accidently ran over Jacob...

she starts to hyperventilate...

her you used her truck,

an old lady to run up to Bella and say"mommy mommy it's me Renesmee!

Bella that Tanya rang and she wants Edward back and she's not taking no for an answer,

her that Edward left her for Jane,

her that Jane dumped him...

he went to Victioria,

she says "Victiria's dead!" say "i know" and walk away,

her a flier saying "vampire slayers wanted",

her if she doesn't take the job you will never let her see Jacob again...

she says "WHAT?!" go into a corner and sharpen two knives muttering"soon . . .soon",

Edward "by coincedince" doesn't show up for school the next day say,"soree er i couldnt find Jacob",