(We now see the HTF Intro commercial)

Announcer Dude: The Happy Tree Friends channel would like to present to you with the new Big Brother show with cute little creatures and with no strong languages. This is the Happy Tree Friends Big Brother launch show.

(We now see the HTF sponsor commercial)

Sponsor Dude: Shiny loves his futuristic Fibre Killer Broadband, but hates the way that his keyboard smells like his own blood.

Happy Tree Friends Big Brother is sponsored by futuristic Fibre Killer Broadband from HTF Mobile.

(We now see the studio filled with thousands of people and a mouse wearing a bandana named Sundra)

Sundra: Big Brother is back, but only this time, the cute little creatures will walk in. Welcome to Happy Tree Friends Big Brother UK!

(The intro plays, and we see an eyeball and all the random stuff. It was the same intro that was played in Big Brother UK, but it is different. We now go back to the studio as all the crowd roared with cheers)

Sundra: Hello there Tree Land, this is Sundra the mouse here. Today, 17 Happy Tree Friends will live in this house, spending the next 3 and half months here. What is on their minds? They want to win the million dollar prize. However, one will be evicted each week. But who goes? You decide!

Crowd: YAY!

Sundra: But, there is a catch. Big Brother has a surprise for all the housemates.

Crowd: oooohhhh!

Sundra: Before we meet the housemates, let's take a quick look at the house.

Crowd: YAY!

(Sundra walks in the house, giving a tour)

Sundra: Alright. Here we have a lovely kitchen, a bathroom, a bedroom, and we even have a garden. We have food that the Tree Friends can eat, a swimming pool that Tree Friends can swim on, and of course, we also have a Diary Room, where the Tree Friends can explain their thoughts. Okay, lets go back to the studio.

(Sundra runs out the house, back to the studio)

Sundra: Isn't this a lovely home?

Crowd: YAY!

Sundra: Alright. Now the time has come. Are you guys ready to meet the housemates?

Crowd: YYYAAAYYY!!

Sundra: Then let's bring them out! Are you ready boys and girls? Here comes housemate number 1!

(The T.V. screen changes, and we see a pink chipmunk wearing a red bow)

Giggles: People love to call me Princess Giggles, because I like to be treated like a princess.

Name: Giggles.

Real Name: Julie.

Age: 7

Occupation: Ballet Student.

Song playing in her tape: "Girls just want to have fun" by "Cyndi Lauper".

Giggles: I love to have fun. I'm like a natural blonde, cause blondes always want to have fun.

(Tape changes to Giggles jumping on her bed)

Giggles: I also like to have slumber parties. I invite my friends there and play truth or dare and all that kind of stuff. I am a very nice girl, and I never get in trouble, well, except the time when I sneaked out of my bed at school night. My parents grounded me for that. Tehe!

(Tape changes to Giggles doing ballet)

Giggles: I signed up for Big Brother because I want to make as many friends as possible. I probably think I will make it far, I don't know. But maybe I will.

(End of Giggles audition tape)

(We now see the limo parking at the red carpet)

Sundra: Ladies and Gents, its Giggles!

(All the crowd cheered as Giggles steps out of the limo and walks to the Big Brother house. She waves at everybody, really crazy)

Sundra: Giggles always wanted to be a princess. She does gymnastics, cheerleading and all those type of girly stuff. She has thousands of Disney DVD movies and also loves to play with Barbie dolls. Her biggest fear is her nightmares. She loves to pick flowers in the sun, and everyone reminds her of Hello Kitty.

(We now see Giggles waking in the Big Brother house, saying her goodbyes)

Sundra: And in she goes.

(At the Big Brother house)

Giggles: Hi everyone! How are you all doing?

(Silence)

Giggles: Hello?

(More silence)

Giggles: Hello?

(Even more silence)

Giggles: Aw. I think I'm all alone. T_T

(Back at the studio)

Crowd: AWWWW!!

Sundra: Poor Giggles. Maybe we can cheer her up by bringing out housemate number 2!

(The T.V. screen changes, and we see a blue anteater wearing glasses)

Sniffles: Some people say I'm a know-it-all, but I am more than a know-it-all.

Name: Sniffles

Real Name: George

Age: 10

Occupation: Data Entry Clerk

Song playing in his tape: "White and Nerdy" by "Weird Al Yanchovic"

Sniffles: Yeah, I like to wear suits. Besides, I'm a nerd for crying out loud. I am more different from the others, and I'm proud of it.

(Tape changes to Sniffles doing his homework)

Sniffles: I am a student president at my school. I gotten the most votes because I have a powerful speech. I was in a chess team and the spelling bee team as well. Nerd power! HAHAHA!

(Tape chances to Sniffles typing in his document on the computer)

Sniffles: I already know that I'm going to win Big Brother UK. The only thing that will help me get that 1,000,000 dollars is the brain. That is that!

(End of Sniffles audition tape)

(We now see the limo parking at the red carpet)

Sundra: Ladies and gents, it's Sniffles!

(All the crowd cheered as Sniffles steps out of the limo and puts his finger between his glasses. He now walks to the Big Brother house)

Sundra: Sniffles is known as "The Brain". He enjoys homework, chess and science. He won the science fair with his technological binoculars. Everybody recognizes him as Arthur the Anteater.

(We now see Sniffles walking in the house, saying his goodbyes)

Sundra: And in he goes.

(At the Big Brother house)

Sniffles: Hello?

Giggles: HIYA! I'm giggles! What's yours?

Sniffles: Me? I'm Sniffles, the spelling bee champ.

Giggles: I don't like spelling, but hey, we can be friends. Right?

Sniffles: You mean housemates?

Giggles: And friends!

(Back at the studio)

Sundra: It seems like these 2 are getting along very well. So who is up for housemate number 3?

(The T.V. screen changes, and we see a brown beaver with no arms)

Handy: It is very sad that I don't have any hands, but I am happy that I have legs.

Name: Handy.

Real Name: Michael

Age: 19

Occupation: Construction Worker

Song playing in his tape: "Hot Dog" by "Led Zeppelin"

Handy: I was born as a redneck. I work 24 hours as a construction worker, and unlike the other construction workers, I never whistle and flirt.

(Tape changes to Handy building a mechanical arm with his legs)

Handy: I can also be a mechanical worker as well. I use my legs to build stuff, and it is really hard to do. If only I have my hands back, then I will become a happy beaver again.

(Tape changes to Handy changing a lightbulb)

Handy: I want to get my hands back. That is why I have signed up for Big Brother.

(End of Handy's audition tape)

(We now see a limo parking at the red carpet)

Sundra: Ladies and gents, it's Handy!

(All the crowd cheered as Handy stepped off the limo and walked to the Big Brother house, smiling)

Sundra: Handy has lost his hands 32 times from cliff diving, skateboarding and racing. He was born as a hillbilly, and was raised as a Tree Friend. He enjoys fixing things with his feet. The only person that he really wants to meet is God. His only wish is to have his hands back.

(Handy walks in the house, saying his goodbyes)

Sundra: And in he goes!

(At the Big Brother house)

Handy: Hi there, youngsters.

Giggles: YAY! Another housemate! I'm Giggles.

Sniffles: And I'm Sniffles. What happened to your hands?

Handy: My names Handy. I was born without hands.

Giggles: Aww! That's sad. Maybe we can be your friend.

Sniffles: Yeah.

Handy: Thanks. You kids brighten my day.

(Back at the studio)

Sundra: Wow. Isn't Giggles and Sniffles really nice to a handicapped man? That touched my heart. Bring out housemate number 4!

(The T.V. screen changes, and we see a green squirrel with candy all over him)

Nutty: GAHAHAHA!! Candy makes me feel special, even when I'm depressed and sad.

Name: Nutty

Real Name: Riley

Age: 11

Occupation: Candy Store Manager

Song playing in his tape: "Candy Shop" by "50 Cent"

Nutty: Let's see. When I was a baby squirrel, the first candy I had was an M&M. I took one bite of it and I went crazy. Good times.

(Tape changes to Nutty dancing on the table)

Nutty: Some people say that i am too old for candy. But why is that? I'm only 11. Anyways, life will never be better without sweets. That is what my grandpa always use to say.

(Tape changes to Nutty shoving 100 hershey bars in his throat)

Nutty: I signed up for Big Brother because I heard they have delicious candy in there. Candy for the win!

(End of Nutty's audition tape)

(We now see a limo parking at the red carpet)

Sundra: Ladies and gents, it's Nutty!

(All of the crowd cheered as Nutty steps off the vehicle and walks to the Big Brother house)

Sundra: Nutty has tried millions off candy. He had a sweet tooth when he was 3, a lazy eye when he was 5, and has diabetes when he was 7. The more candy he tries, the more hyper he gets. Nutty's favorite hobbies are Video-games and Rugby. He really loves candy, but he cares more about his friends.

(Nutty walks in the house, saying his goodbyes)

Sundra: And in he goes.

(At the Big Brother house)

Nutty: Good day to one and all!

Giggles: And who are you supposed to be?

Nutty: Me? I'm Nutty.

Giggles: Great. I'm Giggles, this is Handy and this is Sniffles.

Sniffles: It's a pleasure for you to be here.

Nutty: Nice to meet ya guys.

(Back at the studio)

Sundra: So far, all of the housemates are getting along. But what about housemate number 5?

(The T.V. screen changes, and we see a blue skunk wearing a Christmas tree necklace)

Petunia: If there are any boys that are not my type, I'm going to scream!

Name: Petunia

Real Name: Claire

Age: 10

Occupation: Model

Song playing in her tape: "Damaged" by "Danity Kane"

Petunia: I consider myself a Queen Bee, but I am actually pretty nice to others, except for the ones that disgust me.

(Tape changes to Petunia doing her makeup)

Petunia: I think people that disgust me are okay, but I don't want them to spread their germs around me. Anyways, I do modeling and acting and I also workout 4 times a week.

(Tape changes to Petunia working out)

Petunia: I signed up for Big Brother because I want to see some really hot guys. Let's just hope that I don't stick in the house with creeps. UGH!

(End of Petunia's audition tape)

(We now see the limo parking at the red carpet)

Sundra: Ladies and gents, it's Petunia!

(Some of the crowd cheered and booed as Petunia steps out of the limo. She smirked and rolled her eyes and walk to the Big Brother house)

Sundra: Petunia is a big fan of fashion. She has a big fear of bugs and germs. Petunia is almost like Charley from Big Brother 8 UK, but she is a little more nicer and complains less than her. Petunia's favorite color is blue, just like her. She also loves sports.

(Petunia walks in the house, saying her goodbyes)

Sundra: And in she goes.

(At the Big Brother house)

Petunia: Hello?

Handy: Hey there young lady. How are you?

Petunia: Stop calling me young lady. And my name is Petunia.

Giggles: Hiya! I'm Giggles.

Petunia: Giggles? Wow! You are already my best friend.

Sniffles: What about me?

Petunia: Huh? You must be...

Sniffles: I'm Sniffles.

Petunia: oh, hey Sniffles.

Giggles: Hey Petunia, let me show you around the house.

Petunia: (Smiles) okay.

(Giggles and Petunia hold their hands and skipped)

(Back at the studio)

Sundra: Whoa! Isn't it funny how Petunia wanted to be Giggles friend when she first saw her? We will be right back, after the break.

(To be continued. How do you like it so far?)