Koarules: Wrote this cuz I was bored. Plz review.
LOTR Ultimate Game Show!
Setting:
A game show set with four guys sitting
at little desks with buzzers on them.
Cast:
Steve; Host, tall dude with blonde hair
Mo; Co-host, short chick with short black hair
Aragon; Tall dude with a beard and sword
Legolas; Elf with a bow
Frodo; Short dude with a dagger thing
Gandalf; Tall, old, guy with a stick
Steve: Hi! I'm Steve and this is the Ultimate Game Show! We make people answer questions and stuff! Here are our contestants!
Aragon: Hi. I'm Aragon and I'm awesome.
Legolas: Sup. I have pointy ears and make bad people sad!
Frodo: I'm short.
Gandalf: Sup ya'll I'm Gandalf. If you make me mad I'll hit you with my stick, die, come back to life and hit you with my stick again!
Steve: Well those are our contestants! We'll start with the quiz segment! We ask you questions and you try to answer! Rules Mo?
Mo: In the quiz segment we ask a question and if you think you know the answer hit the buzzer and say something. If you get it wrong we shock you.
Gandalf:(angrily) That's dumb!
Steve: OK! Time for our first question! Would Barrac* Obam* make a good president?
Aragon: (presses buzzer) He** No!
Legolas: True dat brudda!
Frodo: I'm short.
Gandalf: I better win a bag of rutabagas!
Steve: Good job you got that one right! You just won a new car!
Aragon: What's a car?
Frodo: I'm short.
Steve: Time for the next question! Is a Tomato a fruit?
Frodo: (Presses buzzer) I'm short.
Steve: However true that is you did not answer our question correctly! Mo shock Frodo please!
Frodo: (Is covered with electricity then dies) I'm sho- uuugh…
Steve: Okay next question! Who invented the light ulb?
Legolas: (presses buzzer) Like, Tom Jefferson?
Steve: Correct! You win a bag of Rutabagas!
Gandalf: D*** it!
Steve: Time for our next question! How many Superman movies are there?
Gandalf:(presses buzzer) Dump truck!
Steve: Ooooh, sorry Gandalf! Mo!
Gandalf:(Is covered in electricity and screams) Kitty litter is good for the soul! Ow!
Steve: Well that's the end of round one! Time for a commercial break!
Koarules: Kinda short but oh well. Who will win? Who else will die? What is Steve's middle name? You might find out in chapter 2! Plz Review.
