Koarules: Wrote this cuz I was bored. Plz review.

LOTR Ultimate Game Show!

Setting:

A game show set with four guys sitting

at little desks with buzzers on them.

Cast:

Steve; Host, tall dude with blonde hair

Mo; Co-host, short chick with short black hair

Aragon; Tall dude with a beard and sword

Legolas; Elf with a bow

Frodo; Short dude with a dagger thing

Gandalf; Tall, old, guy with a stick

Steve: Hi! I'm Steve and this is the Ultimate Game Show! We make people answer questions and stuff! Here are our contestants!

Aragon: Hi. I'm Aragon and I'm awesome.

Legolas: Sup. I have pointy ears and make bad people sad!

Frodo: I'm short.

Gandalf: Sup ya'll I'm Gandalf. If you make me mad I'll hit you with my stick, die, come back to life and hit you with my stick again!

Steve: Well those are our contestants! We'll start with the quiz segment! We ask you questions and you try to answer! Rules Mo?

Mo: In the quiz segment we ask a question and if you think you know the answer hit the buzzer and say something. If you get it wrong we shock you.

Gandalf:(angrily) That's dumb!

Steve: OK! Time for our first question! Would Barrac* Obam* make a good president?

Aragon: (presses buzzer) He** No!

Legolas: True dat brudda!

Frodo: I'm short.

Gandalf: I better win a bag of rutabagas!

Steve: Good job you got that one right! You just won a new car!

Aragon: What's a car?

Frodo: I'm short.

Steve: Time for the next question! Is a Tomato a fruit?

Frodo: (Presses buzzer) I'm short.

Steve: However true that is you did not answer our question correctly! Mo shock Frodo please!

Frodo: (Is covered with electricity then dies) I'm sho- uuugh…

Steve: Okay next question! Who invented the light ulb?

Legolas: (presses buzzer) Like, Tom Jefferson?

Steve: Correct! You win a bag of Rutabagas!

Gandalf: D*** it!

Steve: Time for our next question! How many Superman movies are there?

Gandalf:(presses buzzer) Dump truck!

Steve: Ooooh, sorry Gandalf! Mo!

Gandalf:(Is covered in electricity and screams) Kitty litter is good for the soul! Ow!

Steve: Well that's the end of round one! Time for a commercial break!

Koarules: Kinda short but oh well. Who will win? Who else will die? What is Steve's middle name? You might find out in chapter 2! Plz Review.