super smash monsters.
AN: this story is about monsters vs aliens and super smash bros. the aliens will not be in this story only the monsters. this takes place during super smash bros brawl, and after the first monsters vs aliens movie. i don't own anything of dreamworks and/or Nintendo. enjoy.
chapter 1. a very strange pipe.
one day bob was out walking around a park one day. he was hungry for a hotdog. so bob found a vender and pulled out his money, which was inside him.
bob: one hot dog with ketchup and mustard please.
vender: [with a strange look on his face]o.k...[makes hot dog for bob]
bob:[gives vender money] thank you.
bob walked happily eating his hot dog until he found a green pipe.
bob: what a weird pipe.
bob finishes his hotdog and out of curiosity, jumps into the pipe. it takes bob 20 seconds to get to the other side. but when bob gets out the other side he doesn't believe what he sees. he see a castle. and in front of it there are strange walking mushrooms, and yellow turtles. bob walks in front of a walking mushroom, and puts out his hand to pet it.
bob: hey little fella.
goompa bites bobs finger, but bob is not harmed because the goompas teeth went through his hand.
bob puts up his fists.
bob: theres no need for that.
bob punches the goompa square in the face. when bob looks back a plumber with a red shirt jumps on his head.
bob: hey!
bob runs in front of the plumber while he jumps over a pipe and uppercuts him. the plumber gets back up and looks at bob.
mario: what the? wait your not a goompa.
bob: a goompa? what are you talking about?
mario: one of those walking mushrooms.
mario: well if your not a goompa and your not a koopa then what are you?
bob: i am a indestructible gelatinous mass. my names bob.
mario: I'm mario. your not a brawler are you?
bob: no i don't think so.
mario: then why did you uppercut me?
bob: because you kinda sorta jumped on my back. even though i don't have one.
mario: oh yeah i thought i felt something gooey. sorry about that.
bob: thats fine. hey could you tell me where i am?
mario: sure.
meanwhile back at the park.
ginormica: bob! bob! bob are you here? bob! ahhhhh were could he be!
dr. cockroach: i don't know but look at this pipe[points finger at pipe]
:you don't think he fell down here do you[looks down pipe]
ginormica sneezes and accidently kicks the missing link into the pipe.
ginormica: link!
ginormica: oh my god. are you o.k.?
back down the portal
: yeah I'm good. it's really weird down here though.
back up
ginormica: what do you mean?
back down
: come down and see.
up
dr. cockroach: well I'm going to see what its like.[jumps in pipe]
ginormica is about to jump into the pipe but,
ginormica: it's to small.
back down the pipe
dr. cockroach:just try!
back up
ginormica: o.k.
ginormica jumps in the pipe and strangely she fits! ginormica comes out the other end but does not see any of her friends. instead of seeing the mushroom kingdom, she sees a village.
