I was reading an HP and OMWF crossover, and the author had written the exact play and swapped the characters around. Why would Dumbledore brandish an axe at Harry?! So I came up with my own more realistic version...
Disclaimer: Are Joss Whedon and JK Rowling the same person. No, therefore am I that person, No. It's pretty obvious.
Fred runs out into the Hogwarts grounds and dances in the sun for a few seconds. He quickly retreats under a tree, to George's surprise.
"Why not stay in the sun?" He asks, staring at Fred.
"It burns my skin." Fred replies sighing.
"Use this muggle stuff Dad found, it's great!"
Fred puts it on and cautiously steps into the sunlight. He waits for a few minutes, sees his face isn't burning and begins to sing.
I lived my life in shadow, never the sun on my face
So as not to burn my freckles, and look a total disgrace
But George you helped me see, there's an alternative in sunscreen!
I'm under its spell!
It's gone and set me free
The sun now cannot damage me..
Factor 50 works rather well!
Don't need the shade of a tree!
Sunscreen was the key!
I saw the world in shade, my vision blocked by sun glasses.
My time I would trade, travelling inside to get to my classes.
But now I'll get there in a haste
Leaving more time for pranking Snape!
I'm under its spell!
Clearing all my pores
There seems to be no flaws
To stop using it would be hell
It's a miracle I'm sure
Burning my skin no more
Now I can get my vitamin D!
I'm under it's spell
I know I'll never tan
At least now I won't look so wan
It's magic I can tell
I'm such a massive fan!
Gonna order as much as I can...
George interrupts
And it's all down to meeee!
Saving the complexions of the Weasleeeeeeeys!
Fred retorts back
Now you sound like Perceeeeeeeey!
Together softly
Sunscreen!
So review and say what ya think!
Helena :)
