A little something I've been wanting to write for a while now but never seemed to get round to it, however now Sherlock is at last returning (hooray!) and it's a bit different from the usual one shots I write I thought, why not?

Unfortunately fanfic wouldn't let me have this in the format you would see it on a mobile phone, but I hope you enjoy it all the same :) There's some Irene/Sherlock if you want to look at it that way, if not it's just Irene being her usual flirty self.


Let's Have Dinner

Message sent 22:05 15th Jan 2012:

They say you're dead. So am I. Let's have dinner

Message sent 14:23 22nd Jan 2012:

Everyone thinks you're a fraud, but I know the real you, so why don't you come round for dinner?

Message sent 22:45 27th Jan 2012:

There are whispers that Moriarty's dead too. Was that you? Naughty boy.

Message sent 15:12 22nd Feb 2012:

London just doesn't feel the same any more. When are you coming back?

Message sent 18:33 1st March 2012:

The dead don't get hungry. Let's have dinner.

Message sent 23:11 3rd April 2012:

I saw John the other day. He looked so sad.

Message sent 12:54 5th May 2012:

They say the lost Indian diamond that was stolen years ago has been miraculously found. Well done.

Message sent 22:22 14th June 2012:

I often wonder what kind of mischief you're getting up to now you're dead, may I join you?

Message sent 19:47 27th July 2012:

I'm bored. Let's have dinner.

Message sent 03:25 18th Aug 2012:

Crime is so dull now you're not around.

Message sent 14:55 4th Sept 2012:

I went to Baker Street today. It feels so empty now. When are you coming back?

Message sent 20:03 15th Nov 2012:

I'm lonely, again. Let's have dinner.

Message sent 13:00 25th Dec 2012:

Merry Christmas. Dinner's on me.

Message sent 21:45 15th Jan 2013:

Happy anniversary of your death. Let's have dinner.

Message sent 08:11 4th March 2013:

You've never been so quiet. I thought you always had something to say, even in death.

Message sent 17:30 29th April 2013:

John's grown a moustache, you should see it, it would make you laugh.

Message sent 17:31 29th April 2013:

He still looks sad though. Come back and tell him you're not dead.

Message sent 23:56 29th June 2013:

Did I ever thank you for saving my life? I should have a long time ago.

Message sent 20:55 14th August 2013:

It's rude to keep a girl waiting for a response you know.

Message sent 19:29 2nd Sept 2013:

Let's have dinner. No reason, just dinner.

Message sent 22:48 1st Nov 2013:

It's been so long now and no one has heard from you. I believed for so long that you weren't dead, I thought there had to more to the story. But perhaps I was just trying to avoid the painful truth. Goodbye, Sherlock.

Message received 23:59 30th Jan 2013:

I'm coming back home - SH


Thanks for reading! And I hope you enjoy series 3 of Sherlock!

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