Summary: Naruto has merged with the Kyuubi, causing some very interesting changes. Can our poor hero survive being the object of everyone's affections?

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, never have, and I probably never will (I can dream though right…)

"Dialogue"

'Thoughts'

"Kyuubi"


Morning dawned on a very unhappy Uzumaki Naruto. "I hate Mondays," he grumbled, rising from his bed. In truth he just hated mornings in general. He always had and he probably always would. For the past few months, however, he had really hated mornings. 'Hmmm, they're late today,'he realized as he looked at the clock,'Maybe they've given up.' He really hoped they had. It wasn't fun being the focus of so many people's affections, especially when those people were boys. Ever since he had merged with the Kyuubi and assumed his new form, the other young shinobi of the village had been all over him. Even the lazy-ass Shikamaru had joined the 'chase' for the kitsune. Naruto sighed as he stepped in front of the mirror, wondering how all his friends had suddenly turned gay just because he had changed slightly.

"Slightly is a bit of an understatement don't you think kit?"

'Good morning Kyuubi' he offered as he pictured the fox-demon in his mind, joining her in her cage. She had taken her human form today, that of a very beautiful and though Naruto was ashamed to admit he had noticed, very well endowed woman. Kyuubi noticed the sad pout he wore and tried to cheer him up.

"What's wrong kit? I don't understand why you are so unhappy with your changes, you look so kawaii! And you get so much more attention now than you used to. You should be flattered that all of the young males in the village want to fuck you senseless! Especially since some of them are so… appealing." she chuckled as she licked her lips. Naruto cringed at this unexpectedly lewd and unfortunately very true statement from the fox. The insane glint in her eyes didn't help the situation either. "You know kit," she continued, much to Naruto's chagrin, "You really should stop all your pretending and just acknowledge the fact that you're gay. It's not going to come as a huge surprise to any of your friends in the village, seeing as how all the boys are after you already anyway. If anything they will celebrate! More importantly, you can find a nice mate to settle down and have pups with! I see a number of good candidates already trying to court you, despite your refusals. I just can't understand why you don't give in and pick one already. It doesn't do to suppress one's true feelings."

Naruto had listened to all this in horror, wondering when the fox had become so perverted. Even he had to admit though, she had some good points. 'No! All her points suck! I'm not gay!!!' Naruto promptly left the fox's cage, afraid of more emotional trauma. He opened his eyes and stared into the mirror. "I don't look that different…" he sighed, knowing as he said it that it was a lie. His hair was now about a foot longer and heavily streaked with a blend of crimson and orange. Personally, he liked his new hair, especially the way it glistened in the sun, as if on fire. He had grown fond of his new eyes as well, though he still thought they looked a bit strange. Whereas before his eyes had been a vibrant light sky blue, now they changed colors according to his mood. The whiskers on his cheeks had deepened as well, further adding to his beauty. He had grown a bit too, and was now a respectable 5'8", a major improvement in his opinion. His fingers had grown long and supple, while his nails had sharpened, giving them a claw-like appearance. The shape of his body had also changed drastically; though Naruto wasn't sure how much he liked it. His chest had become firm and toned, while his limbs had become lithe, causing him to move with a delicate grace, reminiscent of a woman, a fact that he was all too painfully aware of. The smooth curves he had developed did nothing to make him feel better about this either. His complexion had also become permanently tan, something he was proud of. All in all, he thought he had become quite a fox (I don't know why I kept this horrible pun in), despite his more feminine changes. He was startled by his self evaluation and decided to just shut down his brain for awhile and take a shower. "Sometimes it hurts to think" he mumbled as he began to undress.

After he had finished his shower and dressed, Naruto realized he was hungry and decided to go to Ichiraku's for some ramen, having forgotten to do any food shopping as usual. He planned to spend the day training, seeing as how missions had been canceled for the week. As he got to the door and began to turn the knob, he stopped, remembering his problem. 'As soon as I step outside this door, they're all going to start chasing me again.' His stomach continued to growl, however, and Naruto knew he was defeated. He was just going to have to take his chances. Ramen was worth the risk he decided. He opened the door and stepped outside, wondering if he would be able to deny his stalkers what they wanted. "My ass." he mumbled as he spotted them coming down the street. He took off at a run, hoping to lose them in the crowds of Konoha.