CRACK FIC #5: Addicts, Pirates, & FLCL.

Summary: Itachi forms a heavy to Heavy metal band, pirates invade Konoha, and Kakashi get's addicted to FLCL.

Part 1: The majical music metal, or, the day the pirates came.

Somewhere...

Itachi and Kisame are walking around the open country side. Kisame notices a large group of people in the middle of a town. It

is night.

Kisame: Hey, Itachi.

Itachi: Yes?

Kisame: What do you think is going on?

Itachi: Let's go check it out.

So they went to the large gathering. It was a Heavy Metal concert. With the music drifting through the air, it was hard to hear

your own thinking. And, for some reason, Itachi just stood there and took it all in.

Itachi: This music is so...so...WONDERFUL...

Kisame: Uh, Itachi, are you alright?

Itachi: I've never felt BETTER. Kisame, let's form a Metal Band. I'll be the singer, you and Hidan can be guitarists, and Deidara

can do the drums.

Kisame: 0o You're...kidding...right?

Itachi: No, man, I'm SERIOUS. We MUST form a Metal band!

Kisame: Uhh, Itachi? What have you been smoking?

Itachi: No, dude, C'MON! Let's inform the others!

Kisame: Ugh, I hate my job...

Meanwhile, the next day in Konoha...

It was a nice day in Konoha...(prepares for something bad)...wait a second...it IS a nice day! HALLELUJAH! That is...until the pirates came...

Stewie: What are you talking about? There's no body of water near Konoha! How can pirates invade a city that's not a port?

Quite easy: they sail on the land.

Stewie: WHAT? IMPOSSIBLE!

And as Stewie said that, pirate ships came rolling over the land, heading straight for Konoha. As you can tell, this caused all sorts of mayhem.

Anbu Guy: TSUNADE-SAMA, TSUNADE-SAMA!

Tsunade: What is it, Hiroto?

Hiroto: I know this sounds far-fetched, b-but there are SHIPS heading our way!

Moment of silence. Then, Tsunade broke out with laughter.

Tsunade: HAHAHA, HAHAHA, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HAHA! Right! Um, how long have you been in the sun today?

Hiroto: No, I swear! Pirates are heading this way this very second!

Tojo: He's right, Tsunade-Sama. Look out your window!

There was a thunderous sound as the pirates approached Konoha. They stopped just outside the walls.

Captain Charles De Saint-Paul: Fire the cannons!

And then 200 cannonballs went streaking through Konoha.

Tsunade: What the f#k?

The cannonballs went straight towards her office. Will our brave Tsunade make it? Find out next time!

Part 2: Titles of bands, weird pirates, and crazy, vespa-riding aliens.

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